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15 days ago
Your review sounds interesting, any details on the blond, height, body type, fake/enhanced, etc.? The lack of talent, but quality and quantity, along with the distance to Tampa, has kept me away for years.
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15 days ago
Sounds like it could've been Fiona? Does that name ring a bell? Very pretty, athletic thicker body that is very toned? If so, I'd say she's probably the hottest overall girl at OZ, she has a relatively strong social media following, but her dances are lame by OZ standard, at least that's what I've heard!
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17 days ago
This is one of the WORST clubs I've ever been to. The fact that it is ranked so highly actually DISCREDITS this entire website. The people who run this site need to look into this--please, actually GO VISIT this club! You will find that very few of the girls, IF ANY, will ever approach you--and it doesn't matter if it is busy or not.
I can go to some of the clubs in Florida and get far more attention, from much better and more natural women, who offer better services for much less. There are hot girls in Florida who openly approach you with the line "I love swallowing children", and will do so for around what a couple lap dances cost at this club.
This club should be burned to the ground, honestly.
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17 days ago
Can you provide a description of the girl at least?
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23 days ago
Desires is a SIMP club. The biggest losers in New England waste their money here. You can't pay me to ever step foot in a club where the women think they are too good to talk to anyone. I had to chase a girl around the club once and practically beg her for dances. The dances themselves were super overpriced and I've had more fun touching air. Exactly the opposite experience in the South. EFF this club And every loser who fake comments about how good it is.
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a month ago
Around a decade or so ago, Scarlett's used to be arguably the best value of talent + service for the money in the Bay Area. It seems like things have gotten worse every year--you probably picked among the worst clubs to visit. The good action is mostly now on the other side of Tampa Bay.
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a month ago
I concur. OZ right now offers the best combination of quality, service, and price right now of any club in the Bay area.
review comment
a month ago
Where are the $10 clubs? In my experience, those are usually some really skanky nasty girls. I don't know any hot girl that would do a dance these days for anything less than $20/song. 80% of these girls don't like dancing for 80% of guys, but I get your point $50/song is a hard NO unless you have a giant bag of money you're looking to burn.
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a month ago
That's a lot to spend to get blue balls! Was this some kind of bucket wish list? j/k. By any chance, did you get any dances with Bubbles or Fiona? I can't ever seem to catch either free, but very curious about how liberal their dances are.
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a month ago
how can I decide if I like the review without reading it?? Is this from some kind of Donald Trump logic system? Anyway, I've been to "Desire" numerous times and it absolutely blows (not in a good way). This club and all the others in New England are so horrific, I literally book a flight down to Florida when I need to go to a strip club. Even with airfare and travel costs, it provides a lot more bang for the buck.
Screw Desire and all these lame-ass New England clubs. They are for old white guys who nut at the sight of a "hot" overweight soccer mom.
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a month ago
what on Earth is "she delivered" supposed to mean? To me, you don't say this unless she "delivers" a pornstar type experience. To others, I supposed this could mean basic two-way contact or an HJ. Everyone has a different bar for what "delivered" means.
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2 months ago
Also be careful with the regular LD "test" area. There are scammer girls here that promise you the world there. I've gotten LDK and partial HJs there and told more would happen in the VIP, but actually once they get you there, less happens.
You really need to be a local to know who the scammers are, but I'm not-- I am a New Englander who flies down to Florida to get "dances" rather than go to a single one of these horrific made-for-simps New England clubs. You get a lot less scammers during day shift it seems though, and those who are typically don't last very long.
I have hinted to the two scammers I've met here over the years, you can say one simple message: "word gets around here" and "a bad reputation is a thing you can't fix". I've never seen either of them since.
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6 months ago
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CJKent_bandThe truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
it's a female, so unless you are a big-time stud, super wealthy, or a celebrity, the answer is always SMASH.
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8 months ago
Can you give more details about the blond? Did she wear glasses? Height? Did she have on a lot of makeup? Fake or natural bust? etc.
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8 months ago
Yes, A LOT can happen on those couches, but I believe the girls can get into trouble for doing "too much" there-- the club not only makes more money off the VIP rooms but there is also better security/safety there.
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8 months ago
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Brahma2kExcellence Always Costs Money (Tampa)
Will never visit this club with what these Cuban girls are attempting to charge.
review comment
8 months ago
The strip club food is not as hazardous to your health as what some of these girls are going to pass on to you during a "dance". Just keep that in mind.
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8 months ago
I usually won't do the 30 minute room unless "everything" is included... and here is where it usually gets tricky, because a lot of girls still want extra tips. The reason is the club takes out a huge chunk of the $300, I think it's like $75. You may want to start negotiations with the 15 minute room and see what it would be with tips. Also, daytime rates are much lower.
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8 months ago
Was the service she provided covered or uncovered?
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8 months ago
Unless the girl is madly in love with you or they are starving for food, no way she would did not ask for a tip on top of the $100.
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9 months ago
Why not go somewhere else and get a lot more than grinding?
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9 months ago
You should almost always wait for the 2for1 special. The girls only get $25 out of $40, and for dancing for 2 songs that is the best deal in 90% of America for the customer but terrible for the dancer... Most of these girls hate doing the 2for1 based on my conversations. You should use the 2for1 time as a way to explore what is on the menu in the VIP rooms... Never do multiple $40 single songs in the regular dance area, unless it's very slow, you have money to burn, or she has already exposed the menu during the first song.
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9 months ago
I have gotten the same service for $200 including room fee. Depends on the girl. The friend of a girl I had on my lap came over and said she found one of the patrons "really hot" and was going to take him in the back and F**K him. Apparently, this lucky guy didn't have to pay a thing beyond the room fee. This is not the typical dancer, but it does show that some dancers are just as typical as regular girls.
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9 months ago
My friend, I am not going to blame the dancer on this one, you absolutely made your own bed here. You made every single possible mistake someone could make, and my guess was either this was your first time ever at a strip club or you were shit-faced drunk--and you confirmed my latter suspicion as I finished reading. Even still, I have been super drunk before and not made so many egregious mistakes. #1) you failed to pre-screen #2) you failed to post-screen #3) you had no good counter when it was clear she was robbing you, you just said meekly "I knew this would happen". I have been in that exact same situation when I first started out and there are two options here:
The first is to utter a specific sequence of statements to her--which I won't post here, probably will save it for my book since apparently one is needed. 3 out of 4 times this alone will work, in one situation the girl not only retracted her additional demands but gave me her phone number after she completed original promised services--and it was not a Cuban but an American white girl. In the 1 out of 4 cases this doesn't work, you go to Plan B which is to STORM out the VIP yell at the doorman and demand your money back (this should be less than 5 minutes into the room)! Now, if you're a meek and cowardly looking fellow, this may not work for you, but this is an alpha-world and if you don't at least practice the part you will not survive in a ruthless environment like this. In one case, the doorman was so nervous as I ripped off my shirt and approached him that he handed me back more money than I had paid. The doorman then began yelling at the dancer as I left the club. In some cases, you risk things getting out of hand but in cases where the club is just a front for a whorehouse, it's understood that the customer is always right.
I can go into greater detail about everything you did wrong, but I will just leave it here and wish you the best of luck going forward. Like anything else in life, it is important to arm yourself with knowledge and planning before taking on such endeavors.
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9 months ago
I didn't know they had one hour rooms, but even still, I'd get a high-end escort for that kind of money.