Comments by samella2

$550 for that lameness and you are happy? this is hysterical. Wow, there's probably no place else in the country where the guys have it as bad as in New England when it comes to the value factor: Service x Talent/ $$$$

I hope you got laid for the $100 tip?

Providence sucks. I haven't stepped foot in any of those clubs since 2019 and I've only heard from others it's gotten worse. The guys up here are so hard up for action they drop $500+ for HJs from 6s and 7s.

At OZ, the hot busty blond goes by Jersey (I won't give you her real name) and she used to dance back in the day. One of the absolute coolest girls on the planet. There is also a very cute brunette with a terrific ass that goes by Jessie, she actually still dances on occasion. Also an amazing young lady, but I know she really doesn't like full contact dances and extras are out of the question.

I'm guessing by your name that you came down from Boston. It would make sense because there's nothing like this up there. Based on what you spent for what you got, however, you actually got ripped off. You can get BBFSCIM with 8's and above down here for significantly less money--which is why we have to stop people like you from artificially inflating the prices. You can drop me a line and I will try to steer you in the right direction before you end up giving all these girls GPS.

Very true Alfredo! Sometimes, even the same girl may offer very different services if she doesn't quite remember you, her life "situation" has changed, rent is due, her dealer failed to deliver needed substance that day, or any of a myriad of other reasons. BBFS has definitely been available with some girls even in the cubicles, but I don't know any of the current crop that do it, and some girls barely touch you in the VIP rooms. Also, be aware that some girls get very frisky during the 2-4-1, promise more fun in the pricier room, and then fail to deliver. I can say, this is a very good place to call out the ROBs. I can call out two right off top: ALEXANDRIA and SUGAR. Stay away.

is this a no-extras kind of club? Looking for dancers who are quite liberal in touching, including kissing, and even light penetration.

judging by what it says he spent overall ($300-$500), that means it would have to be somewhere between $200 and $400 for the girl.

that's not the case with all the dancers here. Dayshift girls tend to be much more liberal, in general, and I've touched "crotch" many times and even "butthole" once, and I'm not talking about touching just with fingers.

Your review sounds interesting, any details on the blond, height, body type, fake/enhanced, etc.? The lack of talent, but quality and quantity, along with the distance to Tampa, has kept me away for years.

Sounds like it could've been Fiona? Does that name ring a bell? Very pretty, athletic thicker body that is very toned? If so, I'd say she's probably the hottest overall girl at OZ, she has a relatively strong social media following, but her dances are lame by OZ standard, at least that's what I've heard!

This is one of the WORST clubs I've ever been to. The fact that it is ranked so highly actually DISCREDITS this entire website. The people who run this site need to look into this--please, actually GO VISIT this club! You will find that very few of the girls, IF ANY, will ever approach you--and it doesn't matter if it is busy or not. I can go to some of the clubs in Florida and get far more attention, from much better and more natural women, who offer better services for much less. There are hot girls in Florida who openly approach you with the line "I love swallowing children", and will do so for around what a couple lap dances cost at this club. This club should be burned to the ground, honestly.

Can you provide a description of the girl at least?

Desires is a SIMP club. The biggest losers in New England waste their money here. You can't pay me to ever step foot in a club where the women think they are too good to talk to anyone. I had to chase a girl around the club once and practically beg her for dances. The dances themselves were super overpriced and I've had more fun touching air. Exactly the opposite experience in the South. EFF this club And every loser who fake comments about how good it is.

Around a decade or so ago, Scarlett's used to be arguably the best value of talent + service for the money in the Bay Area. It seems like things have gotten worse every year--you probably picked among the worst clubs to visit. The good action is mostly now on the other side of Tampa Bay.

I concur. OZ right now offers the best combination of quality, service, and price right now of any club in the Bay area.

Where are the $10 clubs? In my experience, those are usually some really skanky nasty girls. I don't know any hot girl that would do a dance these days for anything less than $20/song. 80% of these girls don't like dancing for 80% of guys, but I get your point $50/song is a hard NO unless you have a giant bag of money you're looking to burn.

That's a lot to spend to get blue balls! Was this some kind of bucket wish list? j/k. By any chance, did you get any dances with Bubbles or Fiona? I can't ever seem to catch either free, but very curious about how liberal their dances are.

how can I decide if I like the review without reading it?? Is this from some kind of Donald Trump logic system? Anyway, I've been to "Desire" numerous times and it absolutely blows (not in a good way). This club and all the others in New England are so horrific, I literally book a flight down to Florida when I need to go to a strip club. Even with airfare and travel costs, it provides a lot more bang for the buck. Screw Desire and all these lame-ass New England clubs. They are for old white guys who nut at the sight of a "hot" overweight soccer mom.

what on Earth is "she delivered" supposed to mean? To me, you don't say this unless she "delivers" a pornstar type experience. To others, I supposed this could mean basic two-way contact or an HJ. Everyone has a different bar for what "delivered" means.

Also be careful with the regular LD "test" area. There are scammer girls here that promise you the world there. I've gotten LDK and partial HJs there and told more would happen in the VIP, but actually once they get you there, less happens. You really need to be a local to know who the scammers are, but I'm not-- I am a New Englander who flies down to Florida to get "dances" rather than go to a single one of these horrific made-for-simps New England clubs. You get a lot less scammers during day shift it seems though, and those who are typically don't last very long. I have hinted to the two scammers I've met here over the years, you can say one simple message: "word gets around here" and "a bad reputation is a thing you can't fix". I've never seen either of them since.

it's a female, so unless you are a big-time stud, super wealthy, or a celebrity, the answer is always SMASH.

Can you give more details about the blond? Did she wear glasses? Height? Did she have on a lot of makeup? Fake or natural bust? etc.

Yes, A LOT can happen on those couches, but I believe the girls can get into trouble for doing "too much" there-- the club not only makes more money off the VIP rooms but there is also better security/safety there.

Will never visit this club with what these Cuban girls are attempting to charge.