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Comments by CentralNJGuy

  • review comment
    3 months ago
    Thursday Night at the Gogo Rama: Ups, Downs, and a Surprise Dance
    I don't mean to be nasty here, but this was absolutely useless to all of us.
  • review comment
    5 months ago
    Monday afternoon - dime pieces
    Obviously beauty is in the eye of the beholder...I haven't seen all that many "dime pieces" during my previous visits here
  • review comment
    5 months ago
    The Moon in June... or twice in two months...
    Excellent review, bravo! Do you happen to remember the name of the girl who sauteed herself in perfume and demanded $6 in tips? She must be from Breathless...
  • review comment
    5 months ago
    Palm
    Pennsylvania
    Hitching post ain’t for me
    I actually haven't experienced the aggressiveness of the bartenders, but I am obviously more than familiar with the dollar parade because it is unavoidable. I really haven't been all that impressed with the selection of dancers. If you want an American blonde who is quite frisky in the private booths, Brianna usually works on Thursdays and Saturdays.
  • review comment
    5 months ago
    Rama stop in and visit with marie
    I haven't seen her yet, but every other review has pretty much said that Marie is really easy on the eyes, but doesn't do much of anything in the VIP area. At $30/pop it doesn't seem to be worth it to me.
  • review comment
    6 months ago
    CentralNJGuy
    New Jersey
    Underwhelming
    @tradeweex You nailed it, especially the part about GGR 10+ years ago...I couldn't wait to go back there @2006-2010, you were like a kid in a candy shop. Incidentally, my review of GGR from a visit a couple of days ago is coming soon - definitely not like the old days. :(
  • review comment
    6 months ago
    Pretty okay night at the gogo
    Adriana is a dud...I had two VIP experiences with her about a year apart and the second time was no better than the first. Looks good, but offers next to nothing else.
  • review comment
    6 months ago
    Catching my Breath for a little.
    I have permanently crossed this shithole off of my list. As if the ruthless dollar parade isn't bad enough, now you are "required" to spend $30 at the bar before you can go for a private dance, or at least that's the way it is during the day. It won't be long before they install pay toilets. The overwhelming majority of the recent reviews have been negative which tells the whole story right there.
  • review comment
    6 months ago
    Times have changed
    It wasn't an off night - this is GGR post-pandemic. It just isn't the same place anymore.
  • review comment
    7 months ago
    One evening at GGR
    The combination of the constantly increasing prices, the sharp decline in overall dancer quality and the fact that most of those who are there just sit at the bar staring constantly at their phones the whole time explains why you don't see anywhere near the crowd you used to regardless of the day of the week. Many of us really don't want to be bothered with this place anymore.
  • review comment
    7 months ago
    Hands Out, Lineup Lining Up
    What a frigging shithole this place is...it seems every week they come up with a new way to screw us out of even more $$$. The problem is even if every guy who visits this site stays away from that dump forever, they will still never be at a loss for customers.
  • review comment
    9 months ago
    Clean, private, easy to find; but no VIP
    So now they have jacked up the price of lap dances to $30 per song? There are still less expensive options in NJ without the ridiculous dollar parade that exists here.
  • review comment
    9 months ago
    Tuesday afternoon at Clancys
    I've never been to a club that offers 3 songs for $20 and that certainly isn't the case with this place, although given how low the mileage is that rate sounds about right.
  • review comment
    10 months ago
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
    A Night of Mixed Vibes: 7/10 Satisfactory
    Well, that wasn't very much help...
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    Strippers with 🤢 skin?
    I haven't experienced that particular issue with the dancer's skin being that disgusting, but I have encountered a couple of cases of halitosis which completely killed the mood. I am also more than familiar with Breathless' bullshit rule that you can't get a dance until you spend $30 at the bar which is why I have permanently crossed this place off of my list of clubs to visit. The girls aren't even all that great here.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    CentralNJGuy
    New Jersey
    Jupiter
    Thanks to all for the replies so far, I'll answer every one here so that this thread doesn't get too long. @ratdog - yes, this one experience isn't that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things, but this is yet another in a rather long string of disappointments at this particular club over the past decade or so. This place used to be Playboy Mansion East, but the talent level has dropped off considerably, the prices keep going up, the girls sit at the bar staring at their phones and hardly engage with the customers anymore, and the club just lacks any type of vibe. I finally find a new girl who turns me on and this happens - I think my time has run out here. @MrTibbs - very valid point, but I can honestly say I had never experienced this at this club before and I have been going here for close to 20 years @funonthaside -yes, I was freshly showered and wearing cologne (not too much) and I always dress in a nice button-down shirt and clean jeans. I get that these girls sometimes have to deal with some smelly, filthy guys who look like something the cat hacked up and I don't want to be one of them. I truly want them to enjoy the experience as well even if it is their "job". @shadowcat - I'm going to submit a review and call her out, but without too much detail so I don't get slapped for too much smack against a particular dancer. If 3 or 4 other guys come back and say that they had the same experience with her, then we know she should be avoided like the plague. @Dolfan - Very true, but as I mentioned before, this is indicative of a bigger problem. I'm no different than anyone else and I sometimes get the urge for some good, clean entertainment and want to blow off some steam and the options in the greater NYC area are becoming slimmer by the week.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    What’s the most you would pay for a one-night stand?
    I don't get it at all, aside from her ass there is absolutely nothing about her that impresses me. Now if we were talking about Paige Spiranac, that would definitely make a lot more sense although no piece of ass is worth that much $$$, IMO.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    A Funeral Was More Alive
    This place has never been worth it IMO. It is notorious for the tamest private dances in NJ if you even find anyone you would want to do a dance with.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Gogo part two, the redemption arc
    At first I thought the blonde with the huge ass and big tits was Ana, but I have seen a Marie on the dancer schedule every now and then so that matches up. I haven't been there yet when she was working. My motivation to go these days isn't sky high because most of my experiences are very similar to your first night at the club.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    lav626
    Florida
    Good Night at GGR
    I have had Adriana twice (several years apart) and was not impressed at all. The most recent time she made me wait for over an hour and her technique wasn't all that great. She'll give you some song and dance about her nipples being sensitive because of the rings she has in them.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Waste of time
    I gave up on this place a long time ago as it was always a subpar experience. The one good thing I would say is that the barmaids were almost always personable, attentive and at least somewhat attractive, but apparently that isn't the case anymore.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Lots of potential but not my style
    Anything goes in the back? This is the one area club where that has never been the case as far as I know.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Early evening at GGR
    That pretty much sums up visits to this place these days: boring and lacking energy. I honestly don't even know if it is all that much better going later at night.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Quick stop and good experience
    Petite dancer with large beasts? I sure hope there is a letter missing there and that she wasn't performing her own version of a Siegfried & Roy act...
  • review comment
    a year ago
    The Rama is slipping
    Extremely spot on about all of the details including Ana currently being the best option by far which isn't saying much, but that is no reflection on her. The only real positive is that you can literally sit there for hours and not have to contend with the horrific dollar parade you get at some clubs, but you will probably end up being so bored it isn't even worth it. It is highly doubtful that things will ever return to the glory days of 15+ years ago since that would require management to actually give a shit and show that they have a clue what they are doing and it unfortunately isn't Erik Spoelstra running the show here.