A Funeral Was More Alive

Went on my favorite strip club day (Thursday night) I happened to be in the area visiting family and decided to make a stop. Club is located on a dead end block behind a Home Depot off a busy Main Street. There are two parking lots, small one right near the entrance (usually full depending on what day you go) and then a big lot across the street that has a sign dedicated to the club. Also has street parking if needed. Stepped in to no cover, no pat down, and no bodyguard. Bathroom and Dj booth is to the right of the entrance. Didn’t see a VIP area or lapdance area. Bar is a typical long U shaped Bar with a pool table situated in the back. Pretty big club. Bought my 5 dollar water (don’t know drink prices I don’t drink) and took a seat. Bar wasn’t packed but it had a few patrons, mostly older white Italian men. The girls were mostly Caucasian spinners. Cute but very dry personalities. It was hi, beg and bye, That’s all. I never saw anyone come to the bar and show the patrons any love or sit besides them and try to even act like to they wanted to conversate. The dollar parade was atrocious! girls literally came around the bar 4x to grab singles from the same person they just saw two minutes ago. I would hate to say this is one of the slowest dryest strip clubs experiences I’ve ever had but man a funeral had more liveliness then this club. I don’t recommend this place at all. Take your talents to Little Brazil aka Clancys and feel like a man that’s appreciated.