Comments by CentralNJGuy (page 2)

Anything goes in the back? This is the one area club where that has never been the case as far as I know.

That pretty much sums up visits to this place these days: boring and lacking energy. I honestly don't even know if it is all that much better going later at night.

Petite dancer with large beasts? I sure hope there is a letter missing there and that she wasn't performing her own version of a Siegfried & Roy act...

Extremely spot on about all of the details including Ana currently being the best option by far which isn't saying much, but that is no reflection on her. The only real positive is that you can literally sit there for hours and not have to contend with the horrific dollar parade you get at some clubs, but you will probably end up being so bored it isn't even worth it. It is highly doubtful that things will ever return to the glory days of 15+ years ago since that would require management to actually give a shit and show that they have a clue what they are doing and it unfortunately isn't Erik Spoelstra running the show here.

All of the specific details mentioned here are completely spot on. It's not the worst spot in the area, but it's definitely far from the best as well. You're much better off checking out Johnny A's if you're in north Jersey and don't mind an incessant dollar parade.

I am definitely not a regular, but every time that I have visited this place during the afternoon (probably about half a dozen times over the past 2+ years) the pickings have been extremely slim and it is usually the same exact girls each time who do absolutely nothing for me. I haven't been able to get here in the evening yet but, based on my experience and that of all others who have posted here, there is really no reason to go before 7pm on any day of the week.

I can understand why two reviewers flagged this as incoherent. Despite the fact that there was a good deal of content, I didn't feel as if I got any truly useful information out of this. We all already know that the dollar parade is brutal at this place.

Now they are charging $35/song for lap dances? This price gouging combined with the talent level being a shell of what it once was will serve to keep many of us away for good.

I'll say this, the creative juices were definitely flowing here but most of this won't make a lot of sense if you weren't a big fan of the 1990s NBA. From what I know, these descriptions are pretty much spot on - especially regarding Klaudia.

This doesn't seem legit - $40 for 25 minutes? No way. Dances have been priced at $30 per song since the pandemic and you are lucky if you get 3 minutes to a "song".

Did this "lab" dance include a white coat and set of Bunsen Burners?

High mileage, as it pertains to this specific club, means that your hands are free to roam everywhere except the girl's crotch area and that some of them grind on you quite well, although this used to far more impressive back in the days when the selection of dancers was much better. I have never tried Ashley, but others have reported that she takes really good care of you within the rules and regulations of the club. And regarding the girls sitting at the bar with their faces buried in their phones? Yeah, that has become pretty much the norm with this new crop of dancers. This is one of the reasons why many of us aren't going to bother wasting any of our time and money here anymore.

If you want to know the identity of the hideous dancer in question, just check out my recent review of this place because I did name drop. It has been widely discussed on here that the overall talent level at GGR has dropped off considerably over the past decade or so and having this particular dancer on staff confirms that they have officially bottomed out in this respect. Combine this with the price gouging on private dances and there really isn't much reason to visit this place anymore.

This sounds like either a bogus review or it has been posted under the wrong club. There aren't any stairs to climb to get to the VIP area.

I would think it was worth a visit simply due to its "comical location"...

@Mike Rotch - the ethnic makeup at Go Go Rama is primarily Caucasian with a few Latinas sprinkled in here and there. AA dancers have been few and far between over the years that I have been visiting.

Most of the girls here don't seem to give a darn about interacting with the customers or making any real money. I don't know what many of them are even doing there. I guess they must be getting paid quite well to watch videos on their phones since that is their top priority.

Don't forget that most of the dancers seem far more interested in sitting at the bar staring at their phones than doing anything else. Otherwise you said it all in a much more condensed sense than I did and everything was spot on.

I was sitting right outside one of the private booths and this dude took Klaudia in there for what must have been half an hour or more. I had the (dis)pleasure of listening to all kinds of slapping and grunting sounds the whole time. Granted this guy was no magazine cover himself, but seriously? Throw a rock and you can find a better option.

It sounds like Satin Dolls except for the claim that most of the dancers went topless while on stage. This is not a juice bar so that is not supposed to happen.

Great review, total spot on. This place is known for aneroxically skinny Russian chicks and very low mileage dances.

How did this review get approved? This is nonsense.

By any chance was the terrible dance with the limited contact with Sasha? I had a dance from her the last time I was there and was very unimpressed.

I crossed this place off my list about 8 months ago. It doesn't sound as if I have missed out on anything with the exception of a considerably lighter waller.

It definitely was pretty slow that day and there still seems to be something lacking at this club as it relates to the pre-pandemic days and even Paris commented about that while we were chatting. That was the main reason why she was hanging out with me for so long. Even when I pass by on a Friday or Saturday night on route to/from some other destination, I see numerous available parking spaces in the lot which would have never been the case before 2020.