Me and the homies were in...

Me and the homies were in Vegas gambling it up, and we decided to hit some strip joints up. Someone recommended Sapphire's, so we stopped by there. Big mistake....

Probably the biggest strip club I've ever been to. The looks of the joint was pretty decent. Upscale and shit, but damn these bitches were old. It seemed like most of them are in their thirties. Ass injections, boob jobs all over the place, but that's what you should expect in Vegas. There were a lot of different ethnicities there, and probably over 100 girls working that night. They were definitely a few stunners in here, but when you have over 100 girls working, it's impossible not to have at least a few good looking broads. I gave the value 5, because the cover was like 40 bucks or something, and the drinks were fucking expensive as hell. Speaking of hell, my ears hurt like hell because the music was so fucking loud. Hey DJ, this is a strip club, not a night club you moron.

I got a couple of the 20 buck dances, and they were uninspiring to say the least. The girls were just going through the motion. They asked me if I wanted to do VIP, and the answer was hell no.