Reviews by Meursault

Here on 8/6 for some post-COVID shutdown fun. I am pleased to report that I had as much fun as ever, although the club is not exactly as it was pre-COVID. Still using a...

Bogart's seems to be running *almost* as they did pre-COVID. I was in on a Wednesday night. There were not many customers and there was a lot of space between us. I don't...

I've been coming to DTW for years but surprisingly have never been to Landing Strip before now (many times at Bogarts, Flight Club, Penthouse -- when it was good, Cricket and H8). I was in...

This place has changed very little in the time I've been coming here. Cover charge is minimal (even on Saturday night). Sorry I don't remember exactly but I think it was $10. You need to...

May not be fair to judge a place on a Tuesday night, but Tuesday night is when I was there so... Haven't been here in quite awhile. The place is basically unchanged except instead of...

Flight Club is probably the best club in the D. I still prefer the dive clubs for the bulk of my hobby monies, but when I feel like overpaying for top notch extries, this...

Stopped in on a Tuesday night around 9 pm. Cover was $10. They had about 10 dancers working. Each did 3 songs. Music was very loud and was the typical strip club mix...

Treasures is weirdly opulent but in a way that seems acceptable in Vegas. Cover is $30 when you drive yourself (I have never taken a club limo and hope I never do) but...

I may have made my last trip to SoCo (a laid back Wednesday evening). It seems to have run its course for me, but that is no fault of the clubs. This place has...

This review is for a trip made in May. Cover was $10 I think. I'm sure there was a small cover, but I'm not sure how much it was. Minx is in a building shared...

I travel to Portland a lot, but I really can't say I'm super fond of the strip clubs here. There are a lot of them but most end up being sort of a...

SoCo is experiencing a slight renaissance. I was there almost all night on a Thursday and saw a bevy of new girls ranging from stripper-attractive to walking-by-in-the-mall-head-turning. Unfortunately I didn't get dances from...

Like So-Co this place is either in decline or suffering a temporary setback. It is not as busy as it once was and it is starting to lose the one advantage it has...

This place is actually a pretty good deal as far as strip clubs go (if it meets your criteria). It is really a bar with topless only strippers. As such the prices...

Woody's is nice, but not great. No glaring problems but everything is pretty middle of the road. Here on a Tuesday, which granted is no clubs best day, and there were no...

Still no So-Co rebound. Dancer quality is as low as it has been in at least 2 years. All the girls are pretty friendly though. You can have a good time, but...

I should like this place a lot, but for some reason I don't. Only a $4 cover on a Thursday night. Full bar so I could enjoy my gin and tonics. Laid...

Sad to report that while the club remains basically unchanged and there are still a few good dancers here, the overall dancer quality is in decline at SoCo. Many of the better dancers...

Dollies is prototypical East St Louis. If you enjoy a sleazy good time and don't worry too much about your car (and have enough sense to come in before it gets too late)...

I saw nothing here on a Friday night to convince me to make the drive to Des Moines more regularly. The club is pretty far out and doesn't look like much from the...

I think I always come here too early. I can never seem to get completely comfortable here. Had an OK time though. Came in about 7:30 PM. Only one dancer that was...

Not the club for me. The prices are low, low, low but the girls were not that appealing and they seemed genuinely bored the whole time I was there. The beer is...

Tried to stop by Dooks early on a Friday. They opened at 3pm and I was there from 5:30 until 7 pm. They had only 2 dancers. One was fairly hot and...

At SOCO on a Thursday. 2 for 1 private dances but I was just in for a beer and didn't partake. It's BYOB so the beer was great. Seemed a little slow,...