For Guppies that Want to Feel Like Whales

Treasures is weirdly opulent but in a way that seems acceptable in Vegas. Cover is $30 when you drive yourself (I have never taken a club limo and hope I never do) but you get drink tickets and you don't have to tip the driver so I think the cost is about the same as if you took the "free" limo. Seems like a place you come to feel like a high roller when you're really a medium roller. It's for guppies that want to feel like whales. I have no problem with that, but I wish they had more or at least hotter girls. I was there in the early evening on a weekday in June and I think there might have been 10 girls while I was on the strip club side. The girls were friendly and fairly hot but not the stunners you sometimes see at SR and other Vegas clubs. The lap dances ($20) are among the best I've had in Vegas (which isn't saying a whole lot). I think the VIP might be pretty good here if you catch the right girl, but I have never had one here.

The steak house does serve better food than you've probably had at a strip club but not better food than you can get elsewhere in Vegas for the same price. And the restaurant does not afford a view of the pole so you are not watching strippers while you eat. The result is you are not really enjoying the strip club while you eat and you could eat better at many other Vegas restaurants. What it does offer, and which I enjoy, is you can get a girl to accompany you at the restaurant which is nice for a guy who travels alone 60% of the year.

Worth a trip when you are in Vegas. Strip clubs are about fantasy and this is a different version of the fantasy than you'll get at most other places, but don't come here (or anywhere in Vegas) looking for a strip club bargain or really great dances.