Reviews by EazyG

Hadn't been here since it rebranded from whatever it was before. Seems to have changed a good bit, or maybe I was just really drunk the last time I came in. Sizeable main stage...

My first visit in a couple of years and this place doesn't disappoint. Fairly crowded on a Friday night around midnight when I popped in after a metal show nearby. Vibe was pleasantly similar...

Stopped in two of the nights I was in town for a friend's wedding. I knew nothing about Baltimore at all before arriving, and after the cab to my hotel drove down the hot...

So the construction has started in the surrounding areas of the building where this club is housed, but the club itself remains undisturbed. Hopefully things stay that way, but I'm not overly optimistic. For...

Came in midweek around 9pm. Got a nice compliment on my new watch from the doorman, which was much appreciated. Space is large and open in the main room, with a large stage with...

Stopped in here on a midweek evening when I happened to be in the neighborhood. Old school east county dive bar feel to the place, because that's exactly what it is. Potholes in the...

Stopped in for my first visit to this place after I had an evening business meeting nearby. Very slow, just a handful of other customers. Customers, dancers, and bartender were all standing around bitching...

Stopped in early on a Saturday evening with some time to kill. Only 3 or 4 dancers, 2 white, 2 AA, all in the 4-5 range. I thought one blonde was hot until I...

I'm not usually out very late, but I hit up a rock show downtown and decided to stop by before I headed home. Got to the door right around midnight and paid my $5...

In town for just a night after hitting up an event in Tacoma, I decided I'd check out the spot nearest to my lodging. My cab driver warned me to watch my ass at...

Made what will probably be my swan song visit to the Safari Club the other night. The parcel of land it sits on has been sold for development into affordable housing, so it will...

First time here, mainly because I had never been motivated to come check it out before. Walked in on a Thursday evening and paid the $6 cover to get my wristband. Weird setup upstairs...

I had a meeting way out in east county, so I figured I'd stop by this spot on my way back into town. Club is decently spacious and attended only by a few regulars...

So, I still really like the girls and the scene here--different than most other clubs around, for sure, although closer to the mean in Portland than any other city. Rock n roll club with...

I've had hit or miss times at the Safari before, but over the past few months my visits have improved to the point where this is now my go-to club. As always, cheap drinks,...

Went around 1pm on a Saturday because I was in the area and had nothing better to do. About a half dozen other patrons in there, and only 2 girls working, switching back and...

I hadn't stopped in here since it changed name and ownership, but it appears that not a whole lot has changed since it was the Pit. Thursday evening just a few girls were working...

Stopped in in the afternoon while I happened to be driving by. The neighborhood is not the best, to be charitable. Across the street is Rock Hard; a number of shootings forced whatever it...

Made some new friends from out of town at a bar, and around midnight they decided they wanted to go see some tits. I suggested Union Jack's, and 10 minutes later we're getting out...

Came in on a Tuesday evening and enjoyed the laid back vibe. A few oldsters just drinking cheap beers at the bar, a few young bros shooting pool over in the corner, and about...

Dear God, I don't know why I made the mistake of entering this place again, but I am fucking done with it after my most recent visit. Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon because...

The past couple of years have been a little rough for this place. More than one OLCC sting resulted in a shutdown for a few days, then a big step up in security in...

Much like it's cousin RCS down the street, DV8 is a good neighborhood place with cheap drinks, decent music, and sufficiently hot dancers. Layout focuses on one main stage in the center of the...

Spent a Friday evening here recently and had a pretty enjoyable time. Things are slow before the shift change around 9pm. About five or six girls were working earlier in the evening, two black,...