Golden Dragon Exotic Club
324 SW 3rd Ave Portland, OR 97204

Weird scene

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EazyG
Jul 18, 2017, 12:44 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

First time here, mainly because I had never been motivated to come check it out before. Walked in on a Thursday evening and paid the $6 cover to get my wristband. Weird setup upstairs - an unmanned bar that only serves energy drinks, soda, and water (18+ club). The bouncer came over and I asked if he had any diet soda; nope, only RC and Dr Pepper. Fine, I bought an RC. Main stage is surrounded by high-backed hard benches on all four sides, set back a few feet from the stage. A smaller stage off to one side is surrounded by the same benches.

I don't often feel old anywhere I go (I'm still in my 30s), but man, out of 20 people in the place, I was probably one of 3 over the age of 25 (or 21, for that matter). The girls were fine--mostly in the 5-6 range, one a pretty damn hot brunette who I'd rate an 8. Most had surprisingly good pole skills for such a lame club. The hot one got pretty friendly after I tipped a few bucks, climbing on the bench and straddling me for a minute. Never offered a PD, though.

The only offer I got was from an older blonde cougar, who seemed kind of creepy given how young most of the guys were in there. Nope, I'll pass on that one. After seeing the whole rotation go on stage and finishing my can of RC, I took off after 45 minutes. Now I know what this place is like, and I probably won't bother to return.

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