Reviews by EazyG

Popped in around midnight on a Saturday. Needless to say, lots of girls working, probably a good 20-30, most of them in the 6-9 range. Got myself a beer for a decent price ($6.50 craft…

Hadn't been here in a long while; stopped in after a less than excellent session at the Rose City Strip. Hung out for a bit and sat at the rail for a few…

I had been seeing promos for a dancer named Siri on Xoticspot for a while, so after an uneventful hour across the street at Rose City Strip, I popped in here to see what this…

I stopped by on a Monday afternoon after a meeting out at the airport. I had always been curious about this place but never found myself in the neighborhood at the right time. Definitely not…

Had read some interesting reviews on here so I figured I'd go check it out. Had an afternoon off during the week and decided come by in mid-afternoon. The room is typical dive bar, pretty…

This is not a typical club anywhere, but it feels right at home in downtown Portland. It's been here forever and is just a part of the city's landscape. It's a chill atmosphere; the girls…

Sassy's is an awesome Portland-style club that has tons of hot girls working at all hours. Excellent beer selection--better than most regular bars in town, and considerably cheaper, too. Three stages in a fairly small…

Man, some crazy shit goes down here. Tons of girls late on a Saturday night, all of them pretty damn hot. The bar staff and even the ID checker were hot chicks, too, some hotter…

Oh, Union Jack's, the classic Portland joint. I usually come in during the afternoon hours, when the vibe is really relaxed. Three or four girls working, playing their own music off their phones. Girls are…

Ah, man. I love this club. Friendly girls, most with the usual inner-SE Portland tattooed rocker chick look. Loud metal and punk rock for the soundtrack, including some deep cuts that make it way more…