Reviews

I have long wanted to visit Secrets. It's located between St Pete and Tampa easily accessible from 589 the Suncoast Toll Road. You cant miss the place since it's painted a garish…

I am a Bare Assets fan but Sunday afternoons have become about as much fun as a long visit to the dentist. Yesterday, for example, at 3:00pm there was just a smattering of…

I know the clubs n Hudson and I know most of the (better looking) dancers. Sorry but I don't frat with small fat girls even if they have big tits. During the afternoons…

Heading South on US19, from the Hernando county line, there are several clubs to be sampled. Bare Assets is one of the best except for the shit traffic congestion always encountered in New Port Richey.…

Icon as an afternoon place is very different from Icon as an evening venue. Visit the club around 3-5pm and it has a genuinely "clubby atmosphere". Holly, who runs the bar, has great…

This club is a very small (closet size) building East of US19 at the intersection of SR54 and Grand Boulevard. It has been closed for all of 2016 but now seems to have staggered…

It used to be Calendar Girls, which is kind of a catchy name, but now it's the Vue. Girl quality is a weak 7, maybe 8 at a stretch. The male visitors are…

Icon, previously Players, sits right on the US19 Pasco county line. The DJ, Tom, recently migrated there from the nearby Brass Flaming. I can only speak for the afternoon crowd, I not a…

Brass Flamingo was my favrit for the past couple of years. Sadly, things have changed and not for the better. A couple of my best girls are nowhere to be seen and Tom…

The last time I was at Bare Assets it seemed like most of the girls were transplants from a Philipino dance bar. Not bad but nothing much interesting. My recent trip was later…

I like the Brass but I'm an afternoon customer and I can't comment on the evening shift. Chloe, the lady who runs around the club taking, and delivering, drink orders is a total Darling.…

At long last, the old Players became the new Icon. Some inside renovations including a new dance floor and some of the crappiest seats and sofas this side of the county landfill. When…