Reviews by stonehand

I have long wanted to visit Secrets. It's located between St Pete and Tampa easily accessible from 589 the Suncoast Toll Road. You cant miss the place since it's painted a garish…

I am a Bare Assets fan but Sunday afternoons have become about as much fun as a long visit to the dentist. Yesterday, for example, at 3:00pm there was just a smattering of…

I know the clubs n Hudson and I know most of the (better looking) dancers. Sorry but I don't frat with small fat girls even if they have big tits. During the afternoons…

Heading South on US19, from the Hernando county line, there are several clubs to be sampled. Bare Assets is one of the best except for the shit traffic congestion always encountered in New Port Richey.…

Icon as an afternoon place is very different from Icon as an evening venue. Visit the club around 3-5pm and it has a genuinely "clubby atmosphere". Holly, who runs the bar, has great…

This club is a very small (closet size) building East of US19 at the intersection of SR54 and Grand Boulevard. It has been closed for all of 2016 but now seems to have staggered…

It used to be Calendar Girls, which is kind of a catchy name, but now it's the Vue. Girl quality is a weak 7, maybe 8 at a stretch. The male visitors are…

Icon, previously Players, sits right on the US19 Pasco county line. The DJ, Tom, recently migrated there from the nearby Brass Flaming. I can only speak for the afternoon crowd, I not a…

Brass Flamingo was my favrit for the past couple of years. Sadly, things have changed and not for the better. A couple of my best girls are nowhere to be seen and Tom…

The last time I was at Bare Assets it seemed like most of the girls were transplants from a Philipino dance bar. Not bad but nothing much interesting. My recent trip was later…

I like the Brass but I'm an afternoon customer and I can't comment on the evening shift. Chloe, the lady who runs around the club taking, and delivering, drink orders is a total Darling.…

At long last, the old Players became the new Icon. Some inside renovations including a new dance floor and some of the crappiest seats and sofas this side of the county landfill. When…

Brass Flamingo has been improving of late. While the local competition has been getting a lot weaker. If you visit Flamingo in the afternoon there is a fair chance of finding one, or…

Well, at long last there is some furniture in the place! Plus the "new" rectangular dance floor. The girls are scant and unexciting. My favorite, a German with nice tits and a…

Saturday, January 17, 2014 Around 3 weeks back, or was it 4 weeks, Players Club suddenly got a whole new inside layout. Or, to be accurate, more like 60% of a refit. The old…

Brass Flamingo is, by far, the best club in the North Pasco area. It has undergone a recent makeover and it is now practical to actually see when you first enter. Before, it…

Good idea is to identify the location (US19,Holiday)before leaving home, because it's difficult to spot while in 45mph traffic. The frontage looks kinda like a Funeral Director's place of business! Inside, it is pleasantly…

I remember this place from years ago! The interior is totally different. Lady behind the bar has a pair of the biggest Tits that I have seen for a long, long time.…

I frequent Calendar Girls and Players Club which are 5 minutes apart on US 19, Hudson. Mostly, I prefer Calendar because the girls are slightly better quality and sometimes they include a mature stripper…