Well Worth A Visit

Heading South on US19, from the Hernando county line, there are several clubs to be sampled. Bare Assets is one of the best except for the shit traffic congestion always encountered in New Port Richey. Best advice is to give this highway a miss after 5:00pm and to wait for the crazies to make it home.

My experience of this club is limited to the Afternoon. They open at 12pm but you have to wait until 3:00 for the better strippers to arrive. That said, drinks are reasonably priced and it's fun to sit at the bar gazing at the serving staff's delicious tits. Sadly, these girls are for "looking only" and are not available for private lust and adult depravity.

There are usually a handful of "mature" performers with the right attitude toward showing their ample breasts and allowing the customer to munch on their nipples. These extra treats are priced at $100 for 15 minutes and are a good investment for any serious visitor. The girls are variously ethnic and range from busty, white 40 yr olds to Black Mommas, with jumbo sized buttocks, thru' to a couple of Phillpinos with the right attitude toward customer service. Thankfully, there are very few toothpick skinny teenagers with no tit to show.