Waiting for Something to Happen

This club is a very small (closet size) building East of US19 at the intersection of SR54 and Grand Boulevard. It has been closed for all of 2016 but now seems to have staggered back to life. Or almost. It has a fresh coat of dayglo purple paint and the door opens to reveal a narrow bar and a micro dance floor. I only saw a bar manager and a couple of skanks crawling over their captive customers. The place was otherwise empty. OK, so it was Friday afternoon, after a holiday, but that's no excuse for a strip club with nothing happening.

The place is only ten minutes away from Bare Assets on US19 at Holiday. This is a club which is almost always buzzing. And the girls have a charming habit of leaving their dance routine to walk around, naked, while thanking those gents who tipped them. In my book this shows real class. A couple of their girls are liberal Phillipinos with very respectable tits. I like this place. It caters to men who want to see nude women showing everything. The girl behind the bar is always gorgeous.

This was supposed to be a review about Club Desire but how does one write something about a place offering almost nothing. My recommendation would be to dump your desires and instead spend your bankroll at Bare Assets where there is plenty of atmosphere and a whole ton of tit.