Secrets - Nothing Much Good News!
I have long wanted to visit Secrets. It's located between St Pete and Tampa easily accessible from 589 the Suncoast Toll Road. You cant miss the place since it's painted a garish shade of Purple. When I was there, Tuesday afternoon around 3pm, it was totally Dead. The bar staff totaled exactly 2 shabby looking girls, no customers and definitely no dancers. It does look like it might have potential as an Evening hideaway but afternoons don't seem to be on their radar. In fact, several of my favrit clubs in the Hudson area are looking very thin between 12.00 and 7.00. Those happy hunters searching for mature ladies with nice pair of 38s need to look elsewhere and at a different time zone. I am open to suggestions from other readers of this fine review website. Please don't keep me waiting long as my Dick is already dragging along the pavement.
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