Reviews by carlos_spiceyweiner

After rotten, annoying visits to Jen's and 1245, I didn't want to end the night on a depressing note, so I decided to give Exscape a try. At first I thought I made a...

This review will cover visits on two Fridays. I talked to one of the employees on social media and decided to give this play another try. This visit I wasn't disappointed, mainly because I got...

As with my other recent reviews, this one covers multiple recent visits. I finally solved the mystery of the cost of dances in the back corner of the bar. They are $10, but some dancers...

Once again, this review will cover multiple visits. I stopped in on an early Friday evening to find a dead club with seven dancers and one other customer. I ordered a soda, sat down and...

This is a compilation of several visits. I decided to visit OGD while traveling through Akron on a Friday evening around 7. There were only two dancers on shift, one of whom spent most of...

I hit this place after leaving OGD and completely regret it. It was early evening and shift change, so I didn't expect to see many dancers. What I did see was pathetic. Old, really...

I forgot to add this visit to last week's Akron tour. There's a lot to like about Georgie's. The place is usually pretty clean and the $5 bar dances typically high value with lots of...

Finally made my return to Jens. Snow was coming down pretty hard, so when I entered the bar there were just two other customers and probably seven dancers. The place is a little cleaner...

My last visits to the South Akron clubs really put me off clubbing for a while. There's great value to be had, and all the extras a guy could want. But the dirty clubs,...

I guess it's time for me to continue my love\hate\love\hate relationship with this place. There were a LOT of girls there this night, probably 14, and most were 6's or better. You'd think a...

The renovation of Club 1245 was just as impressive as the one at Jens--in other words, they cleaned up the bar area and scrubbed the carpets but otherwise it was the same old dive....

I was on my way back from Michigan where I didn't have time to visit any Detroit clubs. Feeling the pinch to see some tits, I decided to take a tour of Akron bars....

I finally had the chance to step away from work and do a quick club tour, so I started up the Carlosmobile and headed north from Canton to Akron. My first stop was City...

After whining about Dreamer's in several previous reviews, I decided to test the waters once again. My main reason for visiting was to hit one of the clubs on Brittain Road. Since it was...

I've been looking forward to visiting this club for several reasons. It's new. I heard a few good things about it. Mainly, it's near my favorite nude club, Flashdance Cabaret, which shut down over...

This was actually the first time I managed to hit this bar when there was more than one girl working. Before I walked in, a bouncer waved a metal detector over me before motioning...

After leaving City Limits and Top Shelf feeling frustrated, I decided the best cure would be to hit Old Reliable in South Akron. If you've been here or read any of the reviews, you know...

Several weeks ago I started a discussion on why some clubs shouldn't be on social media--using a photo from Top Shelf's Facebook page. That pictured featured six of the club's dancers crowded on Top...

I used to live in the DC area and hated it. Hated it. Did I mention I hated it? If you're a club hound, you'll quickly find that Virginia clubs absolutely suck. The girls...

Scammer alert! I'm passing this on from a friend. Beware of Katie, short, a little heavy with curly hair. She's running a scam where she promises a special time in VIP then asks for...

I debated whether to file a report on this club since I didn't manage to collect as much "hardcore" information as I would have liked. Still, I found a few nuggets of information I...

Started my tour in Canton and decided to head north to check out a few clubs. My original plan was just to check out Lusty's, but I ended up stopping by OGD first to...

Finally stopped by this club and found it just as awful as advertized. This club looks like it was closed for years and then opened one day by someone frankly didn't even care enough...

Was doing some business in the area so I decided to hit my old favorite Diamonds. It was happy hour so there were some good food specials and the beer was $2.50. The stage...