Articles by carlos_spiceyweiner

Happy Holidays, fellow TUSCL members! It's the perfect time of year to create a wish list and talk about strip clubs past, so I figured I'd combine the two, though in two separate articles. I'll start with another "dead" club history since it helps frame the 2015 wish list. Separation of church, state and club Sometimes being first isn't best (sorry,…

Now that you know the Nest's story, let's put some of those lessons to work. Note: Many of my list items apply to lower level clubs, but collectively the list might have something for everyone (I hope). Dear Club Owner: Thanks for a good 2014, and I look forward to an even better 2015. But you and I need to talk.…

Most of us visit TUSCL, I believe, to get information on club extras. With the exception of clubs outside the U.S., virtually all of these extras have one thing in common--they're illegal. Yet purchasing extras goes on regularly at hundreds of clubs across the county. Every once in a while a club or some dancers (and in rare instances,…

How hard can it be to run a strip club? On the surface, it seems pretty easy. The basic ingredients are a clean, decent bar and a ready supply of hot women with nice personalities and some skills. Build that club, and guys will come. Keep those customers happy, and there will be lots of money to go around,…

The main reason all of us go to clubs is for the women, but I have a few other reasons for liking them. I also enjoy some of the weird going-ons. It gives me a chance to see a side of life I wouldn't otherwise. It's also an opportunity to see some pretty entertaining things, especially if you…

Every guy has his favorite type or types of stripper, whether it's the classic blond goddess with big tits, the petite brunette with beautiful eyes or the awesome Asian with a terrific smile. Most of us like more than one and spend our time visiting different clubs to partake of a full menu of beautiful options. Still, we have…

Let's move on to types 11-15. Type 11: The possessor. She thinks she owns you. You're HER customer. She tries to take all your time and acts hurt if you get attention from another dancer. If she's working, you always feel compelled to get a dance from her. When you do, she won't go away. You're stuck with her until…

Let's move on with five more strippers we could do without: Types 6-10 Type 6. The professional. No matter what you do for a living, you need to be a professional. You need to have a set of rules you operate by and a code of honor. This goes for dancers. Many clubs, especially nicer ones, have a house "professional."…

I recently read a couple of articles by dancers about customers they hate. I agree with and understand the point they're making. As someone who likes strip clubs, I also hate customers who: don't tip, demand extras, are there to treat the dancers badly because they have shit lives, stink, are stoned on booze or drugs, or who actually…