Comments by hoarker (page 3)

I made my first video about a week ago with a 25 yo stunner. She asked that I never post online. I never will. The vid quality is great. She looked awesome. But my fat body looked disgusting. Some much that I don’t even watch it. Not quite Ron Jeremy, but close. I won’t do this again unless it’s POV or I drop 30-40 lbs. That’s my $0.02.

FYI. I was in Houston on business for a month. Thanks to the complete reviews on TUSCL, I was able to target two clubs near my hotel. I must have visited each club at least 10 times. My thanks thanks to all you good reviewers.

I always copy & paste my review in another app before actually submitting.

Good job Spencer. I don’t care how many reviews get published per day, as long as they provide thorough intel.

I recall when I submitted my first review. It was quite lengthy, but was missing 1 or 2 key categories. So it was rejected. Appropriately so. The bar seems to have been lowered.

agree with apufrock. How would the boss possibly find out? Oh, by the way dad, I needed a little extra$, and guess who I met? Besides, a little spice is good for the ticker. And you said she gives good head. I see no problem here. In fact, you want a substitute, I’ll sub for you.

Please tell that you got more than grinding for 300 to 500? If that’s the case, no wonder prices are high and services are low. Also, no club in Seattle rates higher than a 3 or 4. Some hot dancers yes, but the clubs suck balls. No smoking, no drinking. Typical Seattle interaction: hi my name is —-. Would you like a dance? No thank you, maybe later (you’re too fat). And you wrote the place was “hopping”? I’ve never seen that in a Seattle club. Once again, no drinking, so why linger. Never have I left so many clubs with so much money left in my pocket than in Seattle.

If jack thought she was hot and he got good bbj for $280, he made out fine. I have many far worse personal ripoff stories. A good bbj is all I want from an escort anyway. Sure pounding the fuck out of her cfs is fun, but blasting my essence down her throat is the best.

Free intel. Stopped here during the afternoon a couple days ago. A blonde spinner dancer who’s name starts with ‘M’ was the only one that was my type. Went back to the chairs. Had a good dance. She suggested I upgrade. I asked about the options. 50 hj : 150 CBJ: 300 cfs. I’m sure she gets plenty of takers. Price was ok, but none of her options do anything for me. Does anyone actually bust a nut with CBJ?

Too bad, this used to be my go-to club when visiting Dallas. It’s been a couple years, but I remember 300 for 30 min inclusive of xtras. The down side is that I recall you pay up front for the vip. During one visit, a dancer promised certain activities, then reneged once she had the cash. That cunt.

Stopped by today. Some pretty ones, but all too big for me.

Or, find out what is promised and pay afterwards if delivered

Orlando is a town for kids and families. Not people like me.

Dam pricey.

When I’m in that situation, I excuse myself to go smoke. And I smoke cigars, so it may take me a while. Most dancers will move on.

No. More like khaleesi from GOT. Except about 5’8” or 5’9”. Once she said she tweeked, it all made sense.

I was there last week several times. Found one hottie & brought her back to the hotel. It was fun, but she turned out to be a crack head. I’m thinking there’s a lot of that shit flowing through CF lately. She admitted that she distributed too.

$5-$10? Holy shit Rev!

Stopped by treasures last night at 5pm after striking out at CF. Seems there’s an infection going around. They’re all stuck on the $5 number for VIP. I’ll check again on Thursday. It should be be better then since rent will be due soon.

I’m here now. 3 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. There’s a high sausage factor. It’s making the girls all upity. One dancer wanted 5$ for VIP and wouldn’t negotiate. She was a 7 maybe low 8. Fuck that.

Sounds like these dancers are more interested in ripping you off. When I’m in that situation in the private area, I immediately leave. Im not going let them think they’re actually doing their job.

Focus: Read the review guidelines... “At least one paragraph should summarize with three or four sentences describing why you would or would not return to the club. Pro Tip 1: Think about what you would like to tell your good buddy about a strip club he's never been to. Pro Tip 2: Think about the business traveler that is sitting in his hotel room with only time enough to hit one club in this new town. Let him know why or why not he should visit a particular club.

Great review. I was upstairs there just over a year ago. I was banging away at a Cuban girl as she lay mish on the sofa. A manager and maintenance guy came walking by within 4 feet of us. Didn’t miss a beat.

You didn’t write anything that would cause me give her a shot, or this club.

I want to go there and get pushed for VIP. Actually, no pushing would be required