Reviews by Muppetface

Though I have been to this club many times, I've held off on reviewing it so as to let it get its footing before passing judgement. Gold club has been open for about 6 months…

Came here with some friends after some bar hopping on a random Wednesday night. We had a few guest passes so cover wasn't an issue, but I think it's normally $10 on weekdays, maybe a…

If you haven't been yet, here's what you need to know: Parking is not free, $6 for valet (not bad), and I think $10 if you want to park it yourself in their lot. Cover is $13 Dances…

This place is the tale of two clubs, but more on that later... if you've never been, here's what you need to know. Prices: Cover is $10. Parking is free, which is a definite bonus. Drink prices…

Been going to this club for a few months now (mostly Saturdays), and it has become my go to SC. I could go on and on, but here's what you need to know if you've…

My buddy and I had been planning on making a return trip to this place because we had not checked out Dreamgirls, the all-nude club attached to Deja Vu. We got to Deja Vu around…

Visited this club on a Sauturday night as it was pretty close to where we drove out to get some cheap gas and cigarettes.Cover was reasonable, $10 and the hostess seemed friendly enough. The club…

On a weekend trip to Vegas, walking around the Fremont strip, some decent girls get our attention and invited us into Glitter Gulch. We were looking for a break from gambling anyway, so we decided…

Hands down the worst club I've been to. Had a bunch of hours to kill before we needed to head to the airport for an early flight and this joint was the closest place to…

We took the drive over the border mainly to get some gas and cigarettes, but decided to venture a little bit and grab a few beers, googled the nearest strip club w/alcohol and Polekatz came…

FYI,this is a sister club to Heavenly Bodies in Elk Grove Village. That being said, we decided to check this club out last Saturday because we were driving back to Chicago from the SW burbs…

Everything about this place should teach you to keep your expectations low for this club. First of all, it's in a literal basement underneath what looks like a trailer home. Second, it's on a middle-of-nowhere…

Been to this place a handful of times and really have very little to complain about. The big plus at this place is the cheap drinks. Domestic bottles are less than 2 bucks and they…