We took the drive over the...

We took the drive over the border mainly to get some gas and cigarettes, but decided to venture a little bit and grab a few beers, googled the nearest strip club w/alcohol and Polekatz came up. The club is kind of in the middle of nowhere and on a street where apparently, there are couple of other clubs that are "full service". This place however, is not. Not even full nudity on the floor or in the private dance room. We were greeted by host/bouncer. Seemed like a good guy, real nice and professional. Cover was $10 and mandatory coat check. It was about 10:30 or so and the club was dead. Maybe ten other people in there. Not a great start, but hey, we were already out there and willing to at least drink a couple before we wrote it off.

Maybe we caught it on a bad night, but I have no idea what some of the other reviewers are talking about, the girls here are not that hot. Out of the 10 or 12 dancers working, only 1 or 2 ranked a 7, and even that's being a bit generous. Most of the girls I'd say were 5's. The waitresses were by far more attractive than any of the dancers. Drinks are average price, $3 dollar beers, $7 cocktails/shots. And, you can smoke in the club. After about a half hour with no attention from dancers, I decided just to chat up our waitress who arguably could be considered the best looking girl in the club. She was great, real friendly and eager to keep coming back and sitting down to shoot the bull with us.

Got approached by a few just ok dancers who weren't all that friendly... just came straight out and asked for dances w/o any kind of introduction or interaction. Just my opinion, but I want some interaction at least before putting my money down. Finally got a few dances from some of the better lookers and they were just OK. Standard grind stuff. No extras, but I don't want those anyway. The best looking dancer came around towards the end of the night, sat down and chatted, so I gave her a shot, and it was pretty standard except you could tell she was just going through the motions. So, a little disappointing, but not bad nonetheless.