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7 years ago
If a babe is focused on staying THIN and only consuming a few jellybeans a day and drinking coffee (hopefully not cigs) to keep a lean figure, I would expect nothing less than itty-bitty titties, which if she has pointed nipples, works absolutely fine for me. Better that than a girl who looks like she's hangin' with MJ's plastic surgeon!
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7 years ago
one day
I'll understand people like you.
Natural or 'BUST' for me!!!
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7 years ago
i'm not sure I'd EVER get married until I'm incontinent & it becomes a necessity, but if I did, I'd choose one like yours..
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7 years ago
management here tells the girls if they have a bad attitude and are rude or ROB, and they get told that by a patron - you are OUT girl!
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7 years ago
helpful thx
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7 years ago
b.s. turtle
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7 years ago
you lucky baz
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7 years ago
their bathroom is something you might find in India where you have to go in a hole in the ground with no wipe! very confusing to have such an unkept bathroom with such high quality everything else. I guess go to the bikini bar up street to use the facilities lol
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7 years ago
and in the dead of summer, too!
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7 years ago
shill
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7 years ago
great, since you're going back TOMORROW to earn a paycheck!
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7 years ago
customer complaints handled properly at MV!
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7 years ago
high season vs low season
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7 years ago
ad
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7 years ago
only negative is you writing shill reviews instead of vacuuming the club floor
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7 years ago
diss-agree. When an establishment charges anything over a few bucks to enter their doors, you're perfectly entitled to watch as much eye candy as you've the time for!!! If the girls aren't happy about that, take it up w management.
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7 years ago
saw cpr being performed (successfully) there one afternoon!
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7 years ago
agree. this guy is splicing atoms
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7 years ago
TOOTSIE'S is a FUCKING JOKE COMPARED TO THE MONS. I've been to TOOTSIES like twice and likely it'll remain that way. Twice.
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7 years ago
yes!, the boss at Mons actually takes customer satisfaction very much to heart (and it clearly shows) so you don't need to worry about a ROB here that would only happen on a genuine misunderstanding, or else bring it up with the manager there and that 'hustler' will be on thin ice - real quick. I've yet to read a Review for MONS which included a ROB story. great stuff.
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7 years ago
Good boy
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7 years ago
100% Club Ad, however at least this manager is confirming they will turn blind eye to surreptitious boozing and he's right - I've read many reviews about this great place and NONE have included any stories involving aggressive bouncers annoying patrons
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7 years ago
I hope the manager CONTINUES to emphasize hiring natural young girls. Bolt-Ons are so everywhere now that I prefer NOT to feel like I'm in Columbia when I go to a Club in the States!
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7 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
Dated a girl once with three nostrils. Lemme tell ya that girl knew how to 'blow' thru my money fast!
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7 years ago
LOL!