Standard Lapdance Fare ... almost ...

Well, it had to be done. Here I am in the city that invented lap-dances, driving down Dale Mabry right at I-275. What, an old-hand monger like me was going to NOT stop at Mons Venus?

Basically, it's all the same as everyone else has already said, almost. A few changes since my last experience(s). I arrived on an early Monday afternoon, found only three dancers working. For a while there, I was the only customer and had all three to myself. Excellent lapper experiences from all three. I returned later that night (it's always a $20 cover but your hand-stamp will allow you unliminted re-entry until 4 am), fairly early (8:30 ish?) to find a disappointingly low number of girls working.

One of the three I liked from the afternoon had exited, but the other two were still working and would stay until about 10:30. By about 9:45 or 10 more dancers began arriving, though it was never really a crowded scene. All the girls were of excellent appearance, no fatties allowed, very high standard of minimum quality maintained. I'd have to rank most as at least my personal 8, and most guys' personal 7s, 8s, or better. If you have a particular kink -- for example, you like extremely large women, or women with facial hair, or women with three nostrils -- you won't find it at Mons, since ALL the dancers conform to the standard North American middle-class norm of expected female beauty.