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7 years ago
I went during business in Tampa....Just Chillin' ..... Schillin'....
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7 years ago
Same ol' Monsyou did the right thing! I always remind myself to be direct in the clubs. even an 'asshole' sometimes. beats the hell out of being ultra nice and PAying for memories you would rather have drilled out of your head later. you're the customer! and one of the rules here is that management takes customer complaints about dancers here VERY SERIOUSLY
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7 years ago
This club is visually stunning. ...sounds like the 3 song dance for 100/150 is as far as one should go here. certainly this club has deserving girls, but thx for the intel on VIP. they make you sign A form at scarletts for VIP there too...but if anything the bouncers there brought a total honey to me when I was drrrunk and had no game, instead of being obstructionist
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7 years ago
Good prices but shady ladiespoorly managed club if shitt like this is happening. hard to blame the coke sniffers. she should be fired tho
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7 years ago
Tootsies again !!yeaaaa...no. Tottsie's isn't good lol
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7 years ago
I have been to Mons Venus...just chillin'....Shillin'...
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7 years ago
Checked out the legendary Mons last......with the caveat that the managerial staff here try NOT to get in your way or take themselves too seriously - like at other venues here n thr - you can pop out to your car and fill your cup with a rum & coke or G&T or whatevs and slip back inside. If you don't mind making your car dashboard your "Bar" which, when you leave, you should likely self-destruct (chuck it) before the red n blues get thirsty!!
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7 years ago
10's seem to be really hard...the code is what the code is. It's relative to personal Biases, certainly, but generally what's hot, and what's not, is MUCH MORE readily defined for girls than 4 guys. That's why it's best to sample many reviews - see who's telling the truth vs who's just really into tats and bubble-butts? Your being obese shouldn't bump a 6 to an 8! Don't worry - they're still BOTH out of YOUR LEAGUE haha
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7 years ago
I've always used this board to...If a club is truly great it does NOT require homer reviews. This Board has too many BS OWNER REVIEWS that it makes me literally sick and I can't keep up with all of them. But then there are also some legitimate clubbers who love this place as well.
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7 years ago
I go to Mons frequently when...bullshit review
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7 years ago
Deserves its Legendary Statushorseshit review
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7 years ago
It was Indian night at Mons--...Hot blondes scare Indian men because they aren't sure what to do. They know they want to have sex with them but paying for it is never an option. Rape
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7 years ago
Worth it.good to see you stuck to your guns. Wife should be Proud
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7 years ago
You can get whatever you are looking forLOL!
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7 years ago
I Prefer this Side of Dale MabryEveryone knows Moses was constantly HIGH...but that's what made him so amiable!!
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7 years ago
First boring time at Locohmm..I'm surprised. yes I hear you...even tho in a club full of other obvious horny guys, most guys still wait for the approach, as if they're embarrassed being seen breaking the ice.
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7 years ago
Had a great timevery accurate review. plus I love that the girls are wearing next to nothing walking around. plenty good talent to ogle but to have a great time maybe pay less attn. to the floors and down the sides of chairs ha
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7 years ago
I CAN VOUCH FOR THIS CLUB!Do. The girls at Dean's are really well kept, and they're legit about shit - no horsing around! For my tastes I will take Deans over Tootsies all day all night. Shit, I may NEVER return to Tootsie's at this point! If you got FS action at Scarlett's then I tip my hat to you...that's maybe not the case so much today - as my knowledge goes, someone could be watching everything you are doing
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7 years ago
Bigger in Texasoh ya. 20X more energetic than lodge. I know lodge has a VIP "area" or section, but I think that's just a section, not private Booths as available at BDS - or at least I've never noticed them or had those options pointed out to me by Lodgers. I think I spent like $16/$1700.00 one night at BDS, all tip outs to managers and booth costs and paying the hottie incl. And while of course that was outraaaageeeous spending on my part in 2014, the girl was all natural, very very attractive, long legs,gave me her digits (tho it's not like we started dating after), and popped off while getting sucked off, no plastic used. hmm...she REALLY REALLY LIKES MY.....MONAIIII lol
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7 years ago
After years of reading about the...do u really think a MONDAY NIGHT was a fair shake for this club, or ANY CLUB for that matter?? That's the only time you ever went? PS good thing reverse cowgirl is my favorite position!! get to melt my face while shooting off without worrying about her seeing my 'facial grind'...ha
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7 years ago
I visited Mons Venus On Friday...I would say OTC is avail w the majority of women who make their money by being stark nekked when they work - in that respect I'm almost jealous of them - I've always found clothing against my skin just a nuisance - but be goddamn discreet about it, fellahs. Don't post that shit on this forum EVER! using dancer names when the club in question doesn't make its name doing that sort of thang. Why potentially cost a babe her position there when she's kind enough to meet you for your cheap/likely quite expensive Thrills
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7 years ago
Yesscientifically, most men are not up 4 more once they've been "most satisfied". Unless of course you popped a blue pill beforehand!:()
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7 years ago
This is the "go to" club...Girls ALL wanna get necked and be the centre of attention - they just need a little encouragement. Next time I'm going into MONS with a "manager" tag and throwing those girls up on stage!!
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7 years ago
Few years back I visited Mons...management wants to keep upscale young things coming here to dance and earn cash, so they put out the rules of no nipps-in-mouth or FIV, so the girls have those rules to lean back on if THEY so desire. The reality is $$$ talks, and if you're prepared to shell out a bit more, she will too.
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7 years ago
Best. Club. Ever. I went there...Ferociously gorgeous young girls just graduated from High School competing against one another fully nekked where it isn't in complete darkness?? Count me in. The question is what are you after? If your expectation is to pop your hard cock out ITC and have it tended to, and I've been to those est's b4, then don't go here. If you want girls stripping for the first time to try it out and leave with fistfuls of CASH, and be one of the first 'strangers' to gently caress their goodies, do.