Mons Venus (though locals just say...

Mons Venus (though locals just say "Mons") is famous for a reason. Really hot girls, super sexy lap dances, and no upsells or other nonsense. The club itself is small (one stage, one pole), and not what I'd call upscale (though not seedy by any means). Cover is $20, which gets you in for the whole day, so you can leave and come back with your hand stamp. They have no alcohol, but the pizza place next door (owned by the same person) serves beer. And they're okay with discreet BYOB. Flasks or mini liquor bottles are your friend.

The girls are very sexy. Really good mix of ethnicities. Most of them are young, but there are a few dancers in their 30s or early 40s (and in good shape for their age!). As far as personalities go, it's a mix. Some girls are really friendly, and will come up and talk to you without being pushy. Others are just there to get you to agree to a lap dance. And some of the other girls are very reserved and will wait for you to approach them. Lap dances generally range from $20-$30 with $25 being the most common price point. You won't talk them below $20, so don't try but you can talk them down to $20 a dance if you buy multiple dances. Try 2 for $40 or 3 for $60.

The lap dances are full nude and full contact (minus the obvious no-no area down there). You can touch their ass, their breasts, their hips, their legs, their stomach, their back, their arms. As long as you're respectful and gentle, they won't guide you away or move away from your touch. Some of the girls give seriously sexy dances, with grinding, touching, and caressing. Obviously, each girl is different. I would recommend that when trying a girl out, you only agree to one dance. You'll get a feel for which ones know how to give a sensual dance and which ones will just go through the motions.