First time at a strip club...

First time at a strip club for me. Was here for a friend's Birthday, we've heard a lot of good things about this place so we drove over to Tampa to get away from the shitty strip clubs near where we live. Place looks ghetto on the outside so I'm a little nervous of paying the $20 cover and not liking what I find inside. Door lady gives me the black light stamp and even from the entrance we can see that the girls here are top quality. Nice thin, athletic bodies. The place is shaped sort of like a pentagon with the main stage in the center and seating areas to the sides. Good thing is you can just sit there and stare all you want, they won't kick you out. Bad thing is the place is crowded as hell. Fortunately there's about 20-40 naked hotties walking around or doing their thing in the seating areas to look at so it's not that bad. I do warn you though, if you're adverse to some seeing some middle-aged guy screaming and hollering for all-mighty as some girl is grinding on him then maybe this isn't the place for you.

You'll have girls come by offering a dance almost every 5 minutes. I was telling them no thank you because I hadn't made a decision yet. After leaving for some Birthday related stuff and coming back I was resolute in not letting my $20 cover charge I paid go to waste. Unfortunately for me they certainly don't have a lot of variety at Mons, it's mostly either Caucasian blondes or African-Americans. After turning down quite a few offers and not being able to find an Asian dancer I settled on this big-titted brunette who at first I didn't know was Hispanic. She had a decent amount of ass unlike most of the dancers and good pair of breasts, but it looked like she was leaving so I went for her and asked her for a dance. She went ahead and introduced herself, and even though the music wasn't loud enough to drown out her voice after two tries I gave up on trying to hear it. We had some communication problems and it wasn't until I was nice and sober the next day that I realized the reason was she didn't speak English very well. So she starts trying to take my belt off and I'm like WTF? She leads me by the belt to the right side seating area where they have a bunch of seats facing a mirror so you can see her from both sides while she's on you. I ask her for the rules, she says I can touch her anywhere but her pussy just not too hard. From here she sits me down and I can see a tramp stamp that reads "PERUVIAN PRINCESS", if you see this run away. Her tits are hard as stone and after touching her nipples she tells me not to, which is too bad because they were fucking nice and soft and disproportionate long, and she doesn't know how to fucking dance ($25 for the first dance $20 after that same for the other girl I found). I can understand someone who wants to keep me going for as long as possible without busting a nut but this bitch had her foot on the mirror pushing her butt up against my dick with full force to the point where it almost hurt. I told her multiple times telling her to ease off or tried to reposition her so that my boner was in between her asscheeks instead of her asscheek being right on top of it crushing my boner. a the rookie mistake of buying a second dance before I realized she was either really bad or doing it on purpose. For every 10 seconds of grinding you get a full minute of airdancing. After telling her nicely to shove off find someone else to feed on I decided resolutely to not repeat the same mistake. I would pay for one dance only to evaluate how well she dances and if I'm satisfied with it, then I'll pay for more dances. Too bad that I didn't plan on getting any lap dances in the first place. Had I known it was a full contact club I would've planned accordingly, but as it was I only had enough money for one more dance. Since there were no Asians and I figured the next girl might try the same thing I figured I'd get a petite one just in case figuring she wouldn't be as heavy if she decided to crush my dick. There were two on the stage but I couldn't get their attention before they walked off to their dressing rooms and never came back. This black chick came up to me and asked me for a dance, tits were small but I like em' nice and cute. She's got a petite little body and I figure even if I'm not really into black chicks she oughta' do. So she tries to take me to the right side (Oh not this shit again) but it's too crowded. So we go to the left side of the club which is almost empty (nice!) and she sits me down and sits on my lap and strikes up some conversation while we wait for the next song (her name is Kennedy). I would seriously recommend her. Though some of her airdancing was annoying she gives plenty of TLC to your hardon. When she was grinding me and I had her hands on her hips she followed my hands movements and gave me exactly what I wanted and how I wanted it. Faster, slower, up and down, side to side. It's not like the other one where I had to fight with her. If I ever make it back here she'll definitely be at the top of my list. But until then the best I can do is send some business her way in my place.