Reviews by datinman

This is not so much a review as it is an eulogy. PT's Classic is no more. The club has been closed. RFTimes states it will reopen around Halloween as an "urban" club called Black…

After I left PT's Centreville because it was dead, I thought I would give HSC another chance. I arrived around 7:30 - 7:45 PM. I was charged $10 cover. There was one dancer on stage,…

I hit Roxy's on Saturday around 8PM. I went through the metal detector and then was patted down by a short 50+ year old Asian in a bikini. I'm thinking this is not a good…

After hitting four clubs in ESL on Thursday with disappointing results, I thought I would check out late dayshift two days later thinking Saturday would have better to offer. I got to PT Centreville…

This is the final stop of my Thursday afternoon/evening experience in ESL. After leaving Miss Kitty's, I checked out LF Hustler one last time. There were now about a dozen cars in the lot, so I…

This is a continuation of my Thursday afternoon/evening experience in ESL. After getting bored with the apathetic dancers at Hollywood, I decided to give Miss Kitty's a try. As I drove by Hustler there was still…

I left PT's Brooklyn thinking I could do better in Washington Park, but I was wrong. I drove past Hustler and there were like 3 cars in the lot at 6:45, so I continued down…

I had a rare Thursday afternoon with no commitments, so I thought I would revisit the dayshift of several East St Louis clubs. Sad to say they are all really in decline. I headed out…

After an uneventful couple of hours at Cheetahs, I drove over to Diamond Dolls. I paid $5 for parking and $10 cover. The club was quite crowded, but I was able to find an empty…

I was in South Florida last month and took the opportunity to try some of the local clubs. After two nights at Doral, I got a room in North Ft Lauderdale for Saturday night so…

I returned to Tootsie's about 10 PM the same day hoping to pick up where I had left off that afternoon. I left because I had been set up on a blind date that turned…

I had a business meeting at Doral and decided to make a three day weekend of it. Naturally, I had to check out Tootsies. As others have described, it is huge! A converted warehouse club with…

Apparently the only consistent thing about this club is it's inconsistency. I go to Las Vegas a couple of times a year and I always make at least one trip to Little Darlings. It…

I was in Detroit on business and hit three different clubs over three nights. After a great experience at H8S the day before, I went on Friday night to Henry's North. This review is…

I was back in Detroit for three days and visited three different clubs (Bogarts, H8N, & H8S). Man, I hope you guys that live local know how good you have got it compared to most…

I was in Chicago on business, so I decided to check out the Admiral Theatre. I prefer nude clubs, so my Chicago choices seemed somewhat limited. Admiral is an old theater converted into a strip-club…

Another trip to Vegas; another trip to Little Darlings. My luck was for shit at the tables, so I figured if I am going to throw money away I might as well do it…

Quality here must vary daily. My experience last Wednesday was vastly different from the last review. There were easily five girls I would have rated at least a 7. A good variety of shapes and…

After spending an hour or so tipping stage side at Hollywood, I was looking to polish off the evening. So I headed over to Dollies for a more interactive experience. Dollie's Playhouse has been described numerous…

Had little free time and decided to head over to Washington Park. In STL, if you want to see naked women you have to cross the river. When I got to Bunkum Rd, I decided…

Hit Hollywood Show Club around 8:00 on a Wednesday night. A light crowd as would be expected given the day and time. They were doing a rotation of one dancer per stage with two stages…

I have previously reviewed The Outhouse, so I will forgo the details of the club's location, layout, and dance options. Instead let me describe an unusual occurrence from my last visit. It was about 11…

The Outhouse is a Lawrence landmark. It used to be a punk rock club. I saw Sonic Youth here back in the late 1980's. It was a dump back then and hasn't been much improved…

Five or six years ago I was in Detroit area on business and had a great time at Henry VIII South. I returned last month hoping to relive a fond memory. Not only did I…

This is the best daytime club of the three in the immediate area. Hustler will often have no dancers (or maybe just one) at 4 or 5 PM. Miss Kitty usually has dancers, but often…