Had little free time and decided...

Had little free time and decided to head over to Washington Park. In STL, if you want to see naked women you have to cross the river. When I got to Bunkum Rd, I decided to make a left instead of my usual right. Been a while since I was last at Miss Kitty's. I paid the $6 door and got a beer at the bar. They have spruced up the place since I was last here, but it is still a dive when compared to it's Hustler and Hollywood neighbors.

There were 5 girls on shift. 3 occupied with customers, 2 occupied with their phones, and no one on stage. I drank half my beer without a dancer even making eye contact. I was just going to leave, but they charged me a cover charge for this so I went and sat at the empty stage just to see what would happen. Sure enough one of the dancers got off her phone and took the stage. Unfortunately, she was the oldest beefiest gal in the place. She took off her top and began to sway. Big ole titties, but big everything else too. I felt it would be rude to just get up and walk at that point, so I waited until the end of the song and tip her a $5 intending to leave.

I didn't get up fast enough. Before I could move she was off the stage and straddling my lap for the next 2 songs. Probably the laziest lapper I have ever had. A couple of times she rubbed her tits across my face and gave me a brief WP handshake, but mostly it was just a slow grind while she rested her head on my shoulder and talked dirty in my ear. Usual stripper spiel: "you've got a nice one", "We should go to the back because I want to get my hands on that", "my pussy is so wet". Whenever a dancer tells me her pussy is wet, I take that as an offer to confirm. She did tolerate some brief subtle probing before twisting away. After the second song ended, I tipped her a $20 and left. I am not interested in a $100 hand-job from an overweight middle-aged dancer. Fat forty year olds are not a rare breed and most will have sex with you for a $20 Applebee's dinner.