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While in Geneva I discovered this FKK club within a block of my hotel, so I did what all TUSCLers would expect me to do. I checked it out. And I was disappointed. I seem to be the only TUSCL monger to have experienced any Geneva clubs in at least 7-8 years, and this club did not seem to exist back then. It's right in the middle of Geneva and only a block or so from the main train station. The street is more alley than street and it's blocked off at one end and not very busy. There is a sign hanging outside the club, but even so the correct door is not obvious. Once you find the right door you'll be in a small lobby with another locked door with a buzzer you ring for admittance. On finally getting through all the doors there is finally a desk with a rather unfriendly attendant. He demanded CHF45, then handed me a towel and a wristband with an electronic key to a locker for storing valuables and street clothes. I proceeded to adopt the standard dress code and entered the club. The main floor had a small bar where they serve water and soft drinks for no charge and alcoholic drinks which are charged to an account that you settle up when you leave. I don't drink alcohol so I only glanced at the drink list and noticed a beer available for CHF3. I don't recall other prices. Elsewhere on the main floor was a bench against two walls and one or two rooms with doors off to the side and a shower. A stairway led down to a lower floor which had a larger shower, a Jacuzzi, a sauna room, another very hot sauna room and several private rooms. There were only 6-8 men and a roughly equal number of women in the club. The women were a big disappointment, not the beauties I've read about in other FKK clubs. They were mostly Latin American if you believe what they told me. They were fairly aggressive in soliciting customers' private time together, to the point of reaching under this guy's towel to see what she could find and grab onto. I put them all off until finally the only girl that could get me at all excited became free and started a conversation with me. The conversation was very brief before we headed for one of the rooms. The room she chose was exactly the dimensions of the mattress. The mattress was vinyl covered with no sheets. The girl took our two towels and lay them on the mattress, and that was the extent of our bed linens. We did the deed which was rather mechanical with FS, CBJ and DATY. (I later considered that the latter might not have been the best idea.) All this was done for CHF150. All in all this was not a very satisfying experience. I sort of wonder if I might have had just as good an experience if I had gone down to the red light district and spent CHF100 on one of the equally attractive window girls.

I'm happy to post the first review for Felina Geneve. This club is a legal brothel in Geneva, Switzerland, a place I have never heard mentioned as a destination for TUSCL members. Based on my experience I still would not make it a monger destination, but if you happen to be in town then it is possible to have a fine time. As I said Felina Geneva is a brothel. Prostitution is legal in Switzerland, so the place has a graphic internet site describing exactly and explicitly what happens in the club. (I'm going to call it a club for lack of a better simple term.) Prices are also accurately posted on the website. The place is located in a quieter part of town but easily walkable from the main train station, about 1.5 km, or the main shopping area or the old city. Geneva is a very walkable city so getting to the establishment by foot is easy and probably safe. The Rue de Grenade is a side street off the Quai Gustav-Ador, a major street that parallels the lake shore and about two blocks west of the Jet d'Eau. (If you don't know what that is you will when you see it.) Upon reaching the address you enter an unlocked door subtly labelled with the name of the establishment. In the lobby there is another door with a buzzer you need to push. A lady (the madam or hostess???) will open the door and invite you into a bedroom on your immediate right. She will ask if you've been there before. If you say no she will explain explicitly costs and the standard experience (simple intercourse, blowjob, oral sex, all covered). Standard prices are $160/30 min, $240/45 min, $320/60 min. Other experiences are at the discretion of the girl you select at prices set by the girl. After explaining all this the hostess will send in the girls one at a time to very briefly introduce themselves, i.e., you get a quick look at them. After they've all come through the hostess will return and ask if you've made a selection. Your choice will come back and lead you to another room where the good stuff happens. The second room is outfitted with a large bed and a shower. Fresh sheets and towels are provided which the girl spreads on the bed. She will offer you a drink (Coke and serious alcohol, no wine or Champaign) and then the clock starts. All available girls were introduced to me. All were at least reasonably attractive with only one who I would consider overweight, and a variety of heights, hair color and breast size. It could be a bit challenging remembering the names of potential partners because the introductions go so fast and there are so many. The website does show authentic pictures of the girls so you could make your selection without seeing the line-up in person. However, about the fifth girl I saw was, I absolutely knew, my selection. The rest were all a blur after seeing her. Petite, dark hair, B breasts, about 100-110 pounds, 5'4", beautiful face, almost perfect. We went to the second room and the games began. She collected the agreed fee ($240/45 min in my case, cash or card with extra card fee), offered me a drink (no extra charge) and explained again what was available for the fee. We then showered together and she offered a massage. We quickly got past the massage and began the serious business. At one point I was feeling a little extra frisky but she wouldn't go beyond the previously enumerated activities without an extra fee. This girl really knew her business and we had a great time. I know I did and if she didn't then she's an exceptional actress. When finished we showered again and got dressed. Before we left the room she called the hostess to make sure we wouldn't encounter any other clients as she escorted me to the door. I thought that to be a classy touch. So, if you're ever in Geneva, don't think you've landed in a mongering desert.

After my disappointing stop at Club Risqué in Bristol earlier this week I decided to return to more of a sure thing in South Philly, Cheerleaders. And, a sure thing it was. I discussed the physical facilities about a month ago in a review and nothing has changed in that regard. On a Saturday evening at about 7:30 the entry fee is $10, and you will go through a magnetometer to enter. I got bottled water to drink for $4.50. On Saturday evenings there are a lot of dancers, and the dancers are generally better looking than daytime dancers here or anywhere else with numerous 8’s and a couple 9’s. Possibly due to the numbers competition the dancers are more personable than usual during their tip walks. Btw, the tip walks around the outside of the bar are pretty much constant around shift change because a lot of the dancers want to grab a little bit of money even before doing any stage dances. Simple lap dances occur in a rather open room with about 10 three-sided booths which are otherwise open. They cost $20/dance, and most girls will allow boob touching but not much more. VIP dances will cost $180/15 minutes plus a waitress tip. Longer sessions are proportionally more expensive. Most girls allow the gentlemen more liberties in VIP for an additional tip. I’ve never pushed to see how far dancers will go with what they allow, but I’ve usually been satisfied with the cost/service ratio. Bottom line, I think Cheerleaders is the best club in Philly right now.

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