Reviews by PhantomGeek

This review covers two Friday nights in a row (okay, considering I got there about 1:15 in the morning, it'd be technically Saturday). A Not-so-Nutshell Description of the Place: Large, well-lit parking lot with...

I was at this club once before, back in 2009. It was a nice enough club then; could've used a coat of paint and a few other things, but it really wasn't bad; pretty...

After leaving Scores, sometime after 3 in the morning, I set out on foot back to my hotel (yeah, probably not among the brightest of ideas). A driver from Scores had followed me down...

My last night in the Twin Cities, I felt like hitting a strip club but really didn't want to go downtown, not with the prices they charge -- so I hit the KOD, which...

My first mistake of the night was telling the guy who flags down cabs at my hotel that I wanted to go to Chica Bonitas. I figured being up front wouldn't hurt. Boy, was...

This review is actually going to cover two nights, Monday and Wednesday. Monday I got there about 12:30am (okay, technically Tuesday), Wednesday a little after 10pm. And on a side note, I'm not entirely...

It'd been several years since I was last at the Lamplighter, and, well, not much has changed. The hours are a bit different (probably thanks to Covid) -- 2pm to 9:45pm. At least that's...

This review will actually cover two visits -- Friday late night and Saturday afternoon. I've visited the KOD periodically since the 90s, and even though it had been a good ten years since my last...

I was in the Twin Cities for a long overdue vacation -- far, far too long -- and something I wanted to do was hit some of the old haunts, Dreamgirls being one of...

Back in the '90s, back when it was Scheik's, I used to hang out at this place -- a lot. It was all class back then, lots of wood and brass and marble, beautiful...

Here I am, sitting on an old folding chair, fidgeting, nervous, first time at one of these meetings. I'm not alone. There are a bunch of other guys here, too, some look like they...

Back in the '80s, that corner of Hennepin and 5th Street wasn't among the friendliest. I remember one time, just walking along, minding own business, and a guy in front of Augie's shouted at...

It's been a few years since I've been to the Northern. It's a nice enough club for this desolate area of the country, but it is a bit pricier, too much for this market,...

This review covers two visits to Brad’s, the first very late on a Tuesday night, the next on a Monday afternoon. After an hour or two at the Classy Chassis, I headed straight for Brad’s....

It had been a few years since my last visit to the Classy Chassis (I live close to a thousand miles away, so regular visits aren't too likely). After reading about the remodeling, I...

I've been to this club before, and I really should know better. It's not that it's a bad club -- hardly -- it's just that it can cost -- a lot -- especially when...

Yawn. It was probably around 10pm when I wandered over to Solid Gold. I've been here before, and, to be honest, I don't know why I've gone back. The first thing you wind up doing...

Last month, during my annual pilgrimage to Indianapolis, I visited Harem House on three different days, all later at night. The cover was $7 each night and the Cokes about $4 (if I remember...

I wish I could give this place an accurate review, but when I visited Indy last month, I couldn't find it. I cruised through the area the address was listed in -- no signage,...

Visiting the Rio has become a standard must-to on my list when I make my annual visit to Indianapolis, and this time I stopped by on three different occasions. The first time for this trip...

I had a couple hours to kill before my flight and I hadn't been to Dancers since 2008, so, considering the club's 10-15 minutes from the airport a visit seemed like a good idea....

I've driven by the Kentucky Klub a number of times during my visits to Indianapolis but was always a bit leary, given the lack of cars there, the deserted feel to it, and just...

I've been to the Northern many a times over the years. Back in the day, if I remember right, the cover was just a couple bucks and you could get a can of Coke...

I was in Indy back in August for a good, fun-filled vacation, and a big part of that fun was making a strip club crawl. On my last night, I finally decided to check...