Reviews by effncreep

Felt like slipping and this one works well as it's a stone's throw from the house. I was still earlier to the club than the cover, but I did pay the lap dance fee of…

This is one of the closest BYOB's to my house, so I go here when I have a hankering to see some live nude girls. On Fridays, they have a "complimentary" buffet, so I decided…

Was in Tampa on business. Decided to check out this club after dinner one night. Parking was plentiful so I parked in what was essentially the back of the club. I walked in and there…

In Peru on business. Got some local guys to hip me to the local strip club spots and the LL in Ottawa came up. Though the pictures looked sketchy as fuck, I decided I would…

Went into this joint on my last night in town for business and I knew when I drove up it was pretty sketchy. I figured, "I'm here, I might as well check it out." When…

So, I was in Kalamazoo on business and had to fly out of Detroit. I decided to stay near the airport and then fly out in the morning after visiting a club on the previous…

So I was in the ATL for a day and I really wanted to get to a strip joint. I had been to Magic City on my last visit, but after seeing the reviews, I…

So, in my last review I vowed to return to this joint and I did. Since I was there last, they have basically changed the main floor up a bit. The old VIP is now…

In town on business and decided to visit the sister clubs in town. Walked up to the security guard and he gave me once over and I went to the Deja Vu side as it…

I got to Fontana on business and figured I would try out the local Rhino. To my surprise, it was smaller than I thought it would be. There was an elevated group of seats off…

So on my last night in the MIA, I wanted to get an experience at a black club. The Booby Trap was cool, but it was expensive AF. I made the 30 minute drive from…

Was in Miami on business and wanted to make sure that I didn't leave without getting in some tourism of the local clubs. As it was late and I needed to get up early, I…

Went in on a Friday after a meeting. It was little after 1 and I think the buffet closes at 2. I have been to this joint before and I like the set up. There…

Because of some of the reviews that I'd read on here, I was reluctant to go by this club. Add to that, my boy who usually goes with me begged off, so I was flying…

In Green Bay on business, so I decided to go check out this club. I was looking for an all nude joint and this one was the closest that I could find after doing research…

In town on business so I decided to check out this club. There's no smoking in any club in Wisconsin so the black and milds that I bought earlier had to stay outside. Anyway, when…

A buddy of mine and I were in town to watch a game and we were looking for a strip club. I personally like all nude clubs and I had been to Gold Diggers a…

So I'm just going to keep it real. Every since they closed Hard Bodies and then Peep-N-Toms in Arlington, I really only have 2 clubs in the whole metroplex that I like. It's Dallas Cab…

Came by with my friend to cap off the night. He is from oot and wanted to see som black girls get buck nekkid. I immediately thought either Dallas Cab or TBO. I ended up…

In town for business and decided to try out the world famous Magic City. It wasn't hard to find. It's right by the freaking greyhound bus stop! Parking was little sketchy if you aren't trying…

Went to the club with some friends after deciding between Onyx and the Black Orchid. I was overruled and we went to Onyx. It's not that I don't like Onyx, it's just that I like…

Went to the joint with my home boy after we watched our team play an overtime game. We had planned to go earlier, but the game went long and that pushed us to right at…

I went into this joint one day right after they first started serving lunch. I was one of the only guys there and generally I hate that as the girls have little motivation to entertain…

Went in for lunch because my buddies chose to leave me on my own. As I come in, I recognize that there were way more girls in the club than my previous visit. The scenery…

My homie wanted to go to this club because he had seen it and wanted to check it out. I agreed, though I really wanted to go to Dallas Cab. We get there and there…