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Reviews

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published 10 mos ago
Make Sure of the Dances So You Don't Get Grifted By a Hot Cuban
reviewed by
effncreep

7.0

Felt like slipping and this one works well as it's a stone's throw from the house.

I was still earlier to the club than the cover, but I did pay the lap dance fee of…

review
published 1 yr ago
There Was Some Weird Touching
reviewed by
effncreep

6.3

This is one of the closest BYOB's to my house, so I go here when I have a hankering to see some live nude girls. On Fridays, they have a "complimentary" buffet, so I decided…

review
published 3 yrs ago
She Almost Got Me!
reviewed by
effncreep

7.7

Was in Tampa on business. Decided to check out this club after dinner one night.

Parking was plentiful so I parked in what was essentially the back of the club.

I walked in and there…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Firsts At LL Some Good, Some Weird
reviewed by
effncreep

6.7

In Peru on business. Got some local guys to hip me to the local strip club spots and the LL in Ottawa came up. Though the pictures looked sketchy as fuck, I decided I would…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Thursday Night Luck Out in a Dead Club
reviewed by
effncreep

6.7

Went into this joint on my last night in town for business and I knew when I drove up it was pretty sketchy. I figured, "I'm here, I might as well check it out." When…

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published 5 yrs ago
Reputation Well Earned
reviewed by
effncreep

7.7

So, I was in Kalamazoo on business and had to fly out of Detroit. I decided to stay near the airport and then fly out in the morning after visiting a club on the previous…

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published 5 yrs ago
Follies.....SHIT!
reviewed by
effncreep

10.0

So I was in the ATL for a day and I really wanted to get to a strip joint. I had been to Magic City on my last visit, but after seeing the reviews, I…

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published 5 yrs ago
Damn Good Return Trip
reviewed by
effncreep

7.7

So, in my last review I vowed to return to this joint and I did. Since I was there last, they have basically changed the main floor up a bit. The old VIP is now…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Slim Pickings, But Good Milage
reviewed by
effncreep

8.3

In town on business and decided to visit the sister clubs in town. Walked up to the security guard and he gave me once over and I went to the Deja Vu side as it…

review
published 6 yrs ago
The Quietest Club Ever
reviewed by
effncreep

8.0

I got to Fontana on business and figured I would try out the local Rhino. To my surprise, it was smaller than I thought it would be. There was an elevated group of seats off…

review
published 6 yrs ago
SO MUCH Better Than the Trap
reviewed by
effncreep

8.7

So on my last night in the MIA, I wanted to get an experience at a black club. The Booby Trap was cool, but it was expensive AF. I made the 30 minute drive from…

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published 6 yrs ago
That Shit Was Quick!
reviewed by
effncreep

7.0

Was in Miami on business and wanted to make sure that I didn't leave without getting in some tourism of the local clubs. As it was late and I needed to get up early, I…