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Was in Tampa on business. Decided to check out this club after dinner one night. Parking was plentiful so I parked in what was essentially the back of the club. I walked in and there…

4 yrs ago2

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, IL

Firsts At LL Some Good, Some Weird

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

In Peru on business. Got some local guys to hip me to the local strip club spots and the LL in Ottawa came up. Though the pictures looked sketchy as fuck, I decided I would…

4 yrs ago1

Strip Joint

Pomona, CA

Thursday Night Luck Out in a Dead Club

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Went into this joint on my last night in town for business and I knew when I drove up it was pretty sketchy. I figured, "I'm here, I might as well check it out." When…

6 yrs ago1

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, MI

Reputation Well Earned

So, I was in Kalamazoo on business and had to fly out of Detroit. I decided to stay near the airport and then fly out in the morning after visiting a club on the previous…

6 yrs ago

Follies

Atlanta, GA

Follies.....SHIT!

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

So I was in the ATL for a day and I really wanted to get to a strip joint. I had been to Magic City on my last visit, but after seeing the reviews, I…

6 yrs ago2

Chicas Cabaret

Houston, TX

Damn Good Return Trip

So, in my last review I vowed to return to this joint and I did. Since I was there last, they have basically changed the main floor up a bit. The old VIP is now…

6 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, MI

Slim Pickings, But Good Milage

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

In town on business and decided to visit the sister clubs in town. Walked up to the security guard and he gave me once over and I went to the Deja Vu side as it…

7 yrs ago

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, CA

The Quietest Club Ever

I got to Fontana on business and figured I would try out the local Rhino. To my surprise, it was smaller than I thought it would be. There was an elevated group of seats off…

7 yrs ago

The Body Club

Miami, FL

SO MUCH Better Than the Trap

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

So on my last night in the MIA, I wanted to get an experience at a black club. The Booby Trap was cool, but it was expensive AF. I made the 30 minute drive from…

7 yrs ago3

Booby Trap

Doral, FL

That Shit Was Quick!

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Was in Miami on business and wanted to make sure that I didn't leave without getting in some tourism of the local clubs. As it was late and I needed to get up early, I…

7 yrs ago2

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, TX

Lunch Time at Bucks

Went in on a Friday after a meeting. It was little after 1 and I think the buffet closes at 2. I have been to this joint before and I like the set up. There…

7 yrs ago

Dallas Cabaret North

Dallas, TX

Not Bad At All

Because of some of the reviews that I'd read on here, I was reluctant to go by this club. Add to that, my boy who usually goes with me begged off, so I was flying…

8 yrs ago

Beansnappers

Appleton, WI

Not Bad For a Wisconsin Club

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

In Green Bay on business, so I decided to go check out this club. I was looking for an all nude joint and this one was the closest that I could find after doing research…

8 yrs ago

Oval Office Gentlemen's Club

Green Bay, WI

Pretty cool. Pretty expensive.

In town on business so I decided to check out this club. There's no smoking in any club in Wisconsin so the black and milds that I bought earlier had to stay outside. Anyway, when…

8 yrs ago1

Chicas Cabaret

Houston, TX

What A Night

A buddy of mine and I were in town to watch a game and we were looking for a strip club. I personally like all nude clubs and I had been to Gold Diggers a…

9 yrs ago

Pandoras Platinum

Dallas, TX

New Charges At This Spot

So I'm just going to keep it real. Every since they closed Hard Bodies and then Peep-N-Toms in Arlington, I really only have 2 clubs in the whole metroplex that I like. It's Dallas Cab…

9 yrs ago1

The Black Orchid

Dallas, TX

Another Kickass Visit

Came by with my friend to cap off the night. He is from oot and wanted to see som black girls get buck nekkid. I immediately thought either Dallas Cab or TBO. I ended up…

10 yrs ago1

Magic City

Atlanta, GA

Magic City Virgin

In town for business and decided to try out the world famous Magic City. It wasn't hard to find. It's right by the freaking greyhound bus stop! Parking was little sketchy if you aren't trying…

10 yrs ago

Club Onyx Dallas

Dallas, TX

Too Fucking Loud

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Went to the club with some friends after deciding between Onyx and the Black Orchid. I was overruled and we went to Onyx. It's not that I don't like Onyx, it's just that I like…

10 yrs ago

The Black Orchid

Dallas, TX

Went to the joint with my...

Went to the joint with my home boy after we watched our team play an overtime game. We had planned to go earlier, but the game went long and that pushed us to right at…

11 yrs ago1

Roxy's Showgirls

Fort Worth, TX

I went into this joint one...

I went into this joint one day right after they first started serving lunch. I was one of the only guys there and generally I hate that as the girls have little motivation to entertain…

11 yrs ago

Rick's Cabaret Fort Worth

Fort Worth, TX

Went in for lunch because my...