That Shit Was Quick!

Was in Miami on business and wanted to make sure that I didn't leave without getting in some tourism of the local clubs. As it was late and I needed to get up early, I didn't want to drive a really long way. I checked TUSCL and settled on the Booby Trap. I drive over and parked and before I got in the door, I was informed that I needed to give the door man $3 to park. Stupid, but whatever. It was $20 to get in, so I'm $23 down before I even walk in the door.

I come in and there is a bar off to the right and the main stage is off to the left. For whatever reason, I didn't take the time to explore the club, I just sat down close to the main stage. Pretty much as soon as I sat down an absolutely beautiful Latina came up to talk to me. She and I shopped it up for about 2 minutes and then I got booby trapped...literally. Two other well endowed ladies walk up from behind and put their bare tits on my head and in my face. Pretty rude to the chick I was talking to, but damn those tits were amazing. They tried to talk me into getting a dance with all three of them. I was out on that and really I only picked one of the ladies to go to the LD area. On the way to the area I feel a lady feeling me up from behind. While this was weird, I have to admit, I did enjoy it and it convinced me to let her come with me and the other chick to the LD area. So it's the three of us and the original chick I was talking to was left out. Right here I will say that you need to make sure that you handle the terms of the dance before you go into getting the dance. You need to work out how many songs and how much for that song. Also, once you have agreed on how much it is going to be, don't let them bitches talking you into extra tips and whatnot. The reason that I have this advice is because when these two chicks finished working me, I was out $60 and they were still asking for more money. I'm not mad just watch yourself.

Once I finished that dance - which was nice and one dancer was stick shifting and the other spent time working her tongue around my lips, neck and ears...it was pretty hot. On my way out, the damn door man asks me for a tip! WTF!?! I hate clubs where you have to pay these cock blocking ass dudes. Anyway, I told the dude to kick rocks the first time, and I pretty much decided to leave, then on my way out, I see my original Latina chick and I say let's go.