Firsts At LL Some Good, Some Weird
In Peru on business. Got some local guys to hip me to the local strip club spots and the LL in Ottawa came up. Though the pictures looked sketchy as fuck, I decided I would go anyway...something to do. When you enter the club, you're in it. I opened the door and the stage was right the hell there in front of you. There is no booth or cash register. When I walked in, the lady - who I can only assume is a waitress/hostess - told me that the entry fee was $5. I gave her a twenty and she turned to the bar tender at the bar on the left as you enter and he made change and gave me back a 10 and a 5. That's the first time that's ever happen to me at a strip club. I had to ask her to get him to give me 10 ones.
Anyway, as I said, you enter the club and the lone stage is in front of you with a pole. On the same wall as the door, to the right is a gaming corner. Apparently, that shit is ubiquitous in that part of the country these days. to the left is the bar as you enter and in the back left corner is a pool table. On the right wall are the two chairs for "private" dances. They are basically leather chairs that are separated by TV. This is a really small club. When you walk in, you see the whole place. Like all 4 walls.
The atmosphere was really laid back and it happened to be "amateur" night. There were 3 regular girls working on the staff and 2 girls doing their amateur dances. Apparently the girls will do 15 minutes on stage. I think that's stupid, but whatever. By the time the girls get to the end of that long ass set, they are all out of fucks to give. So back to when I walked in, there was a cute busty chick totally nude and she was....barefooted! I have never seen that before, but I was fucking delighted. I happen to love women's feet and to have this pretty hot girl up there barefooted almost made my pants jump off and fly around the room. I saw all five dancers perform and all by one shed the shoes on stage. That alone will get me to come back when I visit again.
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