My homie wanted to go to...

My homie wanted to go to this club because he had seen it and wanted to check it out. I agreed, though I really wanted to go to Dallas Cab.

We get there and there is basically no one there. There is like one guy at the bar and maybe two tables worth of guys in the lower bowl near the main stage. I will admit that the club is laid out well. It seems to be very upscale in design with private booths on either side of the main stage.

After the game we were watching finished, more patrons started to come in and the dancers came out of the woodwork to entertain a bit. One problem: they were all like 6's and below. They were taking the stage two at a time and I guess one of the girls was new because she took her clothes off and then but them joints back on....ON THE STAGE! WTF!?! Right then, I was like let's get the fuck outta here. I think I tipped one dancer. She was a white spinner. I didn't catch her name, but she treated me like I was covered in acid or something. After that, I was like let's get outta here. The only way I would go back to this club is if they were giving away money to go in.