Too Fucking Loud

Went to the club with some friends after deciding between Onyx and the Black Orchid. I was overruled and we went to Onyx. It's not that I don't like Onyx, it's just that I like all nude clubs better. Anywho, I have been to Onyx a few times before and not much has changed. It's still a pretty big club with four stages around a large floor. All of the staged have poles which some of the dancers use very well. There are very high ceilings in this club as it is open to the VIP which is upstairs. Also, to the right of the stage, there is what looks like a shower set-up. I didn't get to see it used, but I imagine that shit would be pretty fucking hot. I really liked the fact that there are tables next to all of the side stages and the girls really work hard on those stages.

Let me say this about the girls: These girls in the black clubs in Dallas are hot as shit! There was such a variety in the clubs and all of the girls had something that made them hot as hell. There were a couple girls who were really fit and had real hot dance skills. There were girls that would climb all the way up to the top of the pole (got to be 30 ft) and slide down. There was a white girl there with incredible ass. There were a couple girls around there with some big natural titties, then there were the girls with the ass that would swallow up a g string and up top...two bee stings.

To my complaints: 1) The drinks are too fucking expensive. I got a damn Crown and coke and that shit hit me for $10.25 and it wasn't like a double or anything. That's just crazy as shit and I only had one. 2) It was too LOUD! My damn pants were vibrating from the bass on the system. I get it, it's a club and I know that the music needs to be at a certain level, but man you can't have a conversation with people sitting right next to you. That includes dancers! How are you supposed to work out dances, VIP or whatever if you can't hear. Also, my shit was ringing when I left there. That's some bullshit.