Reviews by JMJM

I have reviewed OTB several times in the past. Here are some new thoughts. I usually go during day shift in the middle of the week, but recently I have gone on a couple of…

Don't usually go on a Monday, but was looking for some variety from my regular dancer who does not work on Mondays. On two different Monday visits I went to VIP. The first time was…

I have been going back and forth between day shift and night shift lately. Surprisingly, the quality of dancer is not any better for night shift than day shift. There is a wide range in…

This continues to be a go to club if you have money to spend. VIP is not cheap ($305 regular VIP room, $355 Royal room) but you will get treated like a king. Tremendous mileage.…

I usually go for day shift, but last couple of times have gone for night shift. I believe it was $10 to enter, compared to $5 during day. Obviously more crowded at night than during…

Based upon reputation I wasn't expecting much. Given that my expectations were low, I was somewhat pleasantly surprised. The location is easy to get to for vacation goers as it is walking distance to a…

I intended to go to The Landing Strip based upon reviews, but when I plugged in the address into my rental car GPS it kept taking me to a spot where there was no club.…

Silk is not my go to club in Wisconsin but I go once in awhile for some variety. Club is big and very glitzy. Huge stage. Dancer quality is all over the place. Most of…

I usually go during day shift. Have not been to night shift in a long time. Decided to give the night time crew a shot. The dancer quality was a little bit better than day…

The cover remains absurdly high at $25. Coat check is mandatory. Bathroom troll still exists. One drink minimum $6 for soft drink. Quantity and quality of dancers is good. Mostly 7s and 8s with a…

Admiral is not my go-to club but was in area so stopped in. Metered street parking across the street was available which is cheaper than valet. Cover was expensive as always ($25). There was a…

This review covers two separate trips over the past two months. The club is high end as ever. You'll have to pay to valet your car and there is a cover charge. You can choose…

Went on a Wednesday night around midnight. The quality of dancers is typically very good at PHC, but on this night it was outstanding. Within a couple of minutes of sitting down I saw a…

Two afternoon visits in last few weeks. First visit was way below usual OTB visits. There were only 5-6 dancers which is way below the norm. Fairly early on all of the dancers were giving…

This club can be very hit or miss in terms of private dance quality. This visit was more miss. You typically get a real melting pot of dancers (European, Hispanic, AA, Asian, white). I tend…

Another great visit to On The Border. I honestly don't understand why this club doesn't get more love. I've never had a bad visit. It's easy to get to (right off the highway). Plenty of…

Went to Atlantis for second and it was a more erratic visit than the first time. It started well, then it became very boring for a long time, and then it ended well. I got…

Very upscale club. Entrance fee is a bit pricy. Have to check coat but no fee. One drink minimum which is down from two drink minimum in past. A lot of 7s and 8s dancers.…

Yet another great visit to PHC. Valet parked the car. Paid the cover. Seated near the stage. The inside of the club is very glitzy. Less pressure than usual to buy drinks. Quality of dancers…

By Penthouse Club standards this was not the best visit ever. By non-Detroit standards it was still great. When I arrived I asked one of the bouncers if one of my favorites was there and…

Best trip ever to PHC. Dancer quality is enough 9s to go around as well as a bunch of 7s. Dancers don't pester you that much, but every time I tipped a dancer on stage…

Entrance for cars is kind of odd. You have to get off the main road in front of club, turn down a side street and enter parking lot from rear of club. $5 mandatory valet.…

The quality of the VIP rooms here keeps getting better and better. It's not cheap ($305 for a half hour) but the quality of the dances is through the roof. Best dances in Milwaukee/Chicago area.…

Made a return trip. Dancers are 7s and 8s with the occasional 9. All were attractive. Have now tried a cross section of the many dance options. All are full nude. Tableside dances at $10…

First time here. Truly in the middle of nowhere. The inside is that of a small town dive bar. Very small. Too much cigarette smoke for my taste. The quality of women dancing was the…