Another great visit to On The...

Another great visit to On The Border. I honestly don't understand why this club doesn't get more love. I've never had a bad visit. It's easy to get to (right off the highway). Plenty of parking. Inside it is upscale and clean. The day shift girls tend to be very happy and friendly with no drama. In the looks department they tend to be 7s and 8s with the occasional dancer that does not belong and the rare 9 or 10. There are a wide variety of looks, skin color, hair color, big boobs/small boobs, perfect butts/thick butts -- whatever you like, there is likely to be a dancer that fits the bill. There is a man stage that you can sit at as well as a series of seats 7-8 feet away in a semicircle around it. There are also seats at the bar a bit farther away but still close enough to see the stage. The dancers tend to sit at the bar talking to customers, but they also do a tip walk after their three-song stage set (which a lot of people on this site complain about but I like it as for a buck a girl every three songs they come around to you which is the perfect opportunity for you to tell the one you like to come join you). There are a number of different areas for private dances. I think there is one section that I believe you can get a dance for $20-$35 (?) a song but this area never gets used so I'm not positive about the price. There is another section that has big cushiony chairs with partitions on each side so you get a tiny bit of privacy but there can be dances being done right next to you with just the partition separating. I haven't done one of these is some time but I think they are three for $90 and the mileage was fantastic when I've gone this route in the past. I always go VIP for dances and the mileage is through the roof. Even a bad dancer gives excellent two-way action. Become a regular with some of these dancers and WOW! There are three types of VIP rooms. The standard VIP room is $305 per 30 minutes and is in a good sized room with a couch, a chair and a table with beads in the doorway. The Royal room is $355 for 30 minutes and has an even comfier couch, is darker and more private. They recently added something called a Sinatra room which is $405 for 30 minutes and is basically the $305 standard VIP room except instead of beads in the doorway there is a door that closes. I haven't gone the Sinatra route for the simple reason that the experience in the standard room and Royal room is so outstanding that I haven't seen the need to go the Sinatra route. You can spend a lot of money on dances at this place, so if money is tight this isn't the place to go. Better to go a little longer between visits so you can have more money to spend. If your pockets are deep enough, then this is the best club in Wisconsin/Illinois.