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942 Main St Clyman, WI 53016

First time here. Truly in the...

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JMJM
Apr 17, 2014, 12:00 AM
Dancers
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

First time here. Truly in the middle of nowhere. The inside is that of a small town dive bar. Very small. Too much cigarette smoke for my taste. The quality of women dancing was the worst I have ever seen at a strip club. There were five dancers. Four of them were 2s and 3s. Very unattractive. One was so heavy that I can't believe she is a dancer. I mean she seemed like she might be far along in pregnancy heavy. Others had bad teeth. Yuck. Finally I 6 showed up and I took her back to VIP. In a lot of other clubs I probably wouldn't have gotten dances from her (maybe I would have, it would have been close), but at this bar she was a super model by comparison to the other dancers. The VIP area was decent size but kind of falling apart. Plenty private. The dances themselves were off the charts high in mileage, which I gather is the big selling point of this location. If all that matters to you is mileage then this place is for you, but you have to lower your standards on everything else. I won't be back.

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