Elysium
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20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

By Penthouse Club standards this was...

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JMJM
Oct 27, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

By Penthouse Club standards this was not the best visit ever. By non-Detroit standards it was still great. When I arrived I asked one of the bouncers if one of my favorites was there and he said yes. I tipped him and asked him to find her and bring her to me. After 10 minutes he said he was told she was in but he was still trying to find her. After 20 minutes, same story. After 30 minutes he said she was not there. He asked if there was anyone else he could bring to me. I mentioned a dancer who had just finished her stage rotation five minutes earlier. He said he'd find her. After a few minutes he came back and said she was freshening up and would join me when she was done. It took 20 minutes before she finally joined me. Not a great start. She finally joined me and after some chit chat we went upstairs for private dances. Her dances were very weak by Penthouse Club standards. Among the worst I've had there. Not awful by non-Detroit standards, but awful by Detroit standards. After a few dances I bailed on her. After that it was very difficult to get any dancers attention as none of them were working the floor. Eventually I asked a dancer who was on stage to join me when she was done with her set. She did, we went up for VIP. Again, her dancers were very uninspired. She did not seem to want to be there. Again, I bailed after a handful of dances. As I was about to go back downstairs I saw a dancer who I had noticed earlier when they brought all of the dancers onstage. She was very beautiful. On my first trip upstairs I had noticed her deep in conversation with a guy and another dancer. This time she was just with the other dancer so I asked her if she'd like to join me. She said yes, and I asked her to come with me downstairs to where I was sitting. She said she'd be down in a minute. Thirty minutes later she still had not joined me. WTF. Didn't anyone want to make money? Finally I saw a dancer on stage who really piqued my interest. J**** had a 10 body and an 8.5 face. I asked her to join me when she was done with her set. As soon as she finished her set she joined me and seemed very friendly. We went upstairs to VIP and she was incredible. She was all over me like a woman who had not had sex in a year. Incredibly aggressive. Incredibly ravenous. She salvaged the trip for me. One of the best VIP experiences I've had at PHC.

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