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37 reviews by JMJM

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, IL

First time I've been here. I...

First time I've been here. I didn't have to valet because there was a parking spot right across the street. Went inside. Paid the cover. They make you check your coat but there is no…

12 yrs ago

On The Border

Franklin, WI

This has to be the most...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

This has to be the most underrated club on TUSCL. Very attractive dancers with great attitudes. Maybe not 9s and 10s but a lot of 7s and 8s in the looks department. You get the…

12 yrs ago

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Place is too dark. Hard to...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Place is too dark. Hard to see the dancers on stage. Stage dances leave a lot to be desired. Nothing comes off and very little enthusiasm. Girls will only spend a minute or so with…

12 yrs ago

Elysium

Detroit, MI

Definitely worth going to. Dancer quality...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Definitely worth going to. Dancer quality was better than past visits, which may be due to going on a Saturday night. Went early Saturday night so the club was not yet packed. There was…

12 yrs ago

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

This visit was the best dancer...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

This visit was the best dancer quality I've ever seen here. A bunch of 7s-9s, mostly 7s and 8s. Not as many 5s and 6s as in past. Excellent one way contact on LDs as…

12 yrs ago1

On The Border

Franklin, WI

There has been quite a bit...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

There has been quite a bit of turnover in terms of long-time dancers. A lot of the dancers that have been there for multiple years seem to be gone. I've noticed this on several visits…

12 yrs ago

On The Border

Franklin, WI

Made a return trip. Insofar as...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Made a return trip. Insofar as I have reviewed this club before, I will just talk about changes since my last review. Lots of new faces. Many of the regular dancers seem to have moved…

13 yrs ago

Elysium

Detroit, MI

Wow. I'm not from here and...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Wow. I'm not from here and had heard about the Detroit clubs but never experienced it. I went the valet route. Didn't have to pay a cover which may have had something to do with…

13 yrs ago

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, WI

Mileage much improved since last visit....

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Mileage much improved since last visit. Dancer who I had gotten dances from before told me that dancers can be a little more friendly than in past and she delivered. Whereas before it was one-way…

13 yrs ago

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

My favorite Vegas SC. Tons of...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

My favorite Vegas SC. Tons of dancers. Many raging hot. You don't have to work hard to get their attention. Some people complain about constantly being asked for dances, but I prefer that to having…

13 yrs ago

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

This club is either really good...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This club is either really good or just so-so depending on what you are looking for. If you want reasonably priced lap dances with a ton of one-way contact this is the place for you.…

13 yrs ago

On The Border

Franklin, WI

I like the day shift much...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I like the day shift much better than the night shift because the dancers have way less drama on the day shift. Day shift girls don't tend to be drunk and don't tend to bore…

13 yrs ago