Reviews by jakelongny

This should go without saying, but NEVER go to the strip club on edibles. Every dancer becomes a ROB if they catch you slipping at least. It's a habit I picked up late last year…

Weekend after NYE, my brother and I decided to hit the clubs for the 2nd time since lock down. We start at RAB as I read a lot about it but haven't been. My brother…

2nd visit to jiggles, 1st time out post covid. Mask were required for entry, though not at the bar. Social distancing was not an issue as there were only about 6 girls and 5 customers…

So you guys know the layout by now. First time coming here as I had a dancer friend who started working here a few months back. The night I finally come she is off for…

So after a long time away from Paterson I return to Baby Dolls hoping they returned it to the underground Brazilian scene as it was the night of my birthday and my other plans were…

This place left a bad taste in my mouth, it took me a while to bring myself to even writing this review after feeling like a chump. After a night of bouncing from place to…

After stopping at a few places in the area, I decided I would check out Baby Dolls again even though I was just doing recon for the night at places I have not visited before.…

2nd time and Irvington and first time visit here. Based off the previous review I had low expectations of the dancers, and expected it to be the wild west, though compared to what I saw…

So this was my second stop of Irvington, and I decided to check out 3 places in the area. This was stop 2 of 3 Invington. So the reason I say depressing in the title…

So my second time in Irvington, I decided to check out multiple places just to get a sense. Thursday may not have been the best day to do so, though a few months ago I…

I visited twice on my trips to Patterson. First time, I popped in an was only two people behind the bar. I asked them if I was early and they said come back later. I…

A bit late on this one, but I came here last Friday as a first time visit from NY. Overall, this is a hood spot that plays classic 90's hip hop ( the night I…

So first time in Paterson, took bus from NY. Stopped at Sunrise as well as 4 other places near market street before coming here. The others were mainly a Latin crowd, where here was mostly…

First time in Paterson and decided to check this place out first since there are 3 other clubs in walking distance ( took a bus in from NY )... unfortunately they weren't open when I…

First time in Paterson, took a bus from NY and decided to start things off on Market street since there were 4 club in walking distance. Unfortunately they were open when I arrived at 6pm…

Small spot for the bar tender Vanessa is extremely chill. This is like a secret hole in the wall bar in Williamsburg and it's also funny to see who walk in here. The talent of…