Reviews by skinnywhiteboy

This review is from a visit a few weeks ago so hopefully king Inslee hasn't closed them down since then. This review is during the phase 2 covid19 reopening so If you can skip reading…

Showed up here shortly after 9pm on a Monday evening, paid the $20 cover and walked in. Looked around for a second and realized I was one of only two customers in the entire building.…

The Sands has a lot going for it but a few things that are near deal breakers the positives 1. Cleanest non corporate club in Seattle 2. $10 cover (if I remember right) 3. hot and…

Ricks in my opinion is the most consistent weekend night spot in the Seattle area. It's a great club if your looking for a place to chill and watch the show for a hour and…

Lake city Vu along with Ricks down the street are my go to clubs in the Seattle area. They're not as fancy as something you'll find in Vegas but you wont have to question weather…

Been awhile since I'd been to Pandora's during dayshift so I figured I'd give it another shot to see if any new dancers had started...….and nope. The exact same dancers they've had for years, not…

I'd been to every club in the Seattle area other than Dreamgirls Sodo so I figured why not. The club itself is beautiful, probably the classiest looking club in the Seattle area. On this night…

I've been to this club a few times over the last year and for the most part it's been pretty slow compared to it's sister club down the street. I decided to check it out…

So I stopped by on a Tuesday night not really expecting much but as I pulled in I noticed the parking lot was over half full (very good sign for a Tuesday). I went in,…

I've been to the Scarlet Lounge a few times over the years but was never really impressed with the talent or service however this visit was a nice change of pace. The bartender was…

It had been awhile since my last night visit so I figured I'd check it out again. First thing I noticed was they've raised their drink price to $11 unless I was just hustled by…

I was in the area and club Skinn was one of the few Portland clubs I'd never been to so I figured why not give it a shot. First thing I noticed was the club…

Lake City Vu has been my go to late night weekend club for as long as I've been going to strip clubs. While not always a hit it's been the most of the Washington clubs…

I've been to Kittens 5 or so times since it opened and had never been all that impressed with the level of talent until this most recent Saturday night visit. I'd guess somewhere around 40+…

I visited Shimmers about 6 months ago on a Tuesday and was far from impressed by the quality of dancers, despite this horrible first impression I figured I'd give it another shot to see what…

DV8 has been one of my go to clubs in the Portland area for years but my last two visits have been pretty disappointing. Most recently I stopped by on black Friday. I was expecting…

This visit I showed up a little after 10. There were quite a few customers but only about 12 dancers which isn't a whole lot for a Saturday at this club. Looks like they've had…

Business has really picked up since my last visit about a year ago. There must have been 50+ customers and 30+ dancers on sift. Seeing this large of a crowd I was expecting a lot…

I live about 4 hours north of Portland so my knowledge of Portland clubs is limited but DV8 is probably my overall favorite club in the area. The club itself has a dive bar feel…

I live about 4 hours north or Portland so whenever I make the trek down I make sure to bring a few hundred in ones and hit up a dozen or so clubs. 205 is…

So I've been to pretty much every other club in the Seattle area at least once other then Sin Rock so I figured I'd go ahead and change that. The first thing I noticed after…

Made this place my last stop on a recent Portland trip since it's open past 2am and I wasn't ready to call it a night just yet. I got there a little after 2:30 and…

First visit to this club in nearly 10 years. I usually prefer to sit and watch the stage for awhile and between not having much of a stage show and the most expensive dances in…

Pandora's is a club that generally has a ton of dancers most of which fall into the 5-7 range with a few train wrecks and a few 10's thrown in. On this visit the ladies…

Lake city VU along with Pandora's down the street is one of my go to clubs. the millage at the VU isn't nearly as high as some of the others but it more then makes…