Well, it's open so there's that

This review is from a visit a few weeks ago so hopefully king Inslee hasn't closed them down since then. This review is during the phase 2 covid19 reopening so If you can skip reading this if we're beyond the pandemic as much of this review won't apply.

Parking on a Sunday post Football and limited capacity was a breeze. Kittens has a small parking lot and sometimes on weekend nights it can be a pain during normal conditions. Cover was $10. The waitress never made her way around to me so I don't know exactly what the watered down Coke is going for but I'd guess roughly $5-10 so shouldn't cost anymore then $20 to get in the door. With the current 25% max capacity tables are spread out a minimum of 6 feet apart and 6 feet from the stage, luckily with how large the building is that still leaves room for around 20 tables, about half of which were taken. Masks are required for both customers and dancers but they're not overly strict on making sure you wear it properly, Roughly half the dancers pulled their mask down while chatting to make communication easier. Most of the Dancers also took their masks off while on stage.

I saw roughly 15 dancers working and while none were a 1 or 2 on a scale of 1-10 none were above a 7 either IMO. I'd say they were mostly 25-35 years old and either a little to skinny or a little to chubby for me, none were obese at least. You could tell by how hard the dance hustle was that they many were pretty hard up for cash. I had offers for as low as $20 with "you can touch me anywhere you want". Sadly the dancer just didn't do it for me so I had to pass but at least I can pass along deals are available and it sounds like dances are still good to go if you find a dancer your type.