Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

High on numbers but low on quality

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skinnywhiteboy
Oct 18, 2017, 5:32 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

Business has really picked up since my last visit about a year ago. There must have been 50+ customers and 30+ dancers on sift. Seeing this large of a crowd I was expecting a lot of high end talent, sadly though out of the 30+ dancers I'd say only 3-4 were a 8 or above. Most of the dancers were in the 5-6 range with about 5 or so who imo had no business taking their cloths off in front of paying customers. I with the large number of customers and the slim picking on talent it was a no go on getting any dances for me on this night. The highlight of the evening (or lowlight more like it) was when a dancer who looked pregnant came over asking me if I wanted a dance. As a selling pitch she said " I do everything" my thought was "that explains a lot"

If your already in the south end Kittens is probably a better option then the SeaTac Vu or SIn Rock but if your in the north end Pandora's and Lake City Vu are closer and better clubs imo.

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