Reviews

This was my first time back to Tootsie's in over a decade and since I'm in Miami for the weekend, thought that it was a must-make stop. Eh, was a so-so revisit to a past…

What a blessing it is that we all have Scarlett's in our lives. Were it not for Scarlett's, I don't know what would become of the fabric of society here in South Florida. Upon driving…

I’m a fan of Landing Strip because it’s cost-effective and when it’s good, it’s pretty good. After going here for years I’m now realizing that this club takes a dive after Halloween and doesn’t really…

Landing Strip is absolutely hit or miss . . . I’ve learned this over the five years that I’ve been going to the club. However, on this day it was definitely a hit. There’s a…

Went to P10 last week during the day and within a few minutes of sitting down, met this tall, slender brunette with the most magnificent fake boobs I’ve ever seen in person. We chatted for…

Went here early evening and got accosted by a guy in a red car who sped up behind me “$10 for parking, Sir” It’s not even clear who the fuck he is - like, wait,…

So I didn't realize that LS opened at 11a, not 12p Noon. Wow. I arrived around 12:45pm and there were about 12-14 girls there already and only one guy. Most girls started to walk out…

YR used to be my favorite haunt, but it's gone downhill since I moved to Austin a few years ago. It was such a dream to walk in during the afternoon and see 7's, 8's…

I love heading over to LS on Tuesdays for their $5/dance day. You're not generally going to find 10's there. Ok, maybe that's an understatement. You generally find 3's to 6's there, and sometimes a…

I moved to Austin a year ago and quickly fell in love with P10. The women were gorgeous, friendly and the waitstaff were attentive without being pushy. Fast forward a year later and management has…

So this was my first time in San Antonio and a really hot dancer that I met in Austin told me that Men's Club was her home club. I figured that I would check it…

Had an incredible time at P10 this past Sunday. Met this tall blonde goddess named Ken. And I know what you're thinking (Austin Powers voice: she's a MAN, baby!), but no she was all woman.…