Took a trip to the very exclusive Scarlett's. How benevolent they were to grant me admission. Oh praise the lord.

What a blessing it is that we all have Scarlett's in our lives. Were it not for Scarlett's, I don't know what would become of the fabric of society here in South Florida. Upon driving to this fine establishment, I was directed about 1000 feet down the impressive strip mall to park because they are very economic with space there and have done a wonderful job of prioritizing valet parking spots.

Upon my relaxing walk back to the club after parking a few dozen buildings down, the four staff at the door gave me an interval to take in the glorious ambience of Hallandale and then a few minutes later greeted me with brevity "Let me get your ID". It was almost like we were friends!

Once I walked in, I paid the low low fee of $10 to gain entrance. What a phenomenal deal for admission to this elegant institution. Upon entering, amid the hustle and bustle I was able to find a seat at the bar. Can you believe it?!