Ebbs and flows; hits and misses

I’m a fan of Landing Strip because it’s cost-effective and when it’s good, it’s pretty good. After going here for years I’m now realizing that this club takes a dive after Halloween and doesn’t really pick back up until SXSW.

When I visited last Tuesday ($5 lap dances before 5p on Tuesdays) I walked in and saw 2 girls working. I went back up to the front desk girl and asked how many girls were working and she said 10. I walked back to the bar and waited for any new girls to come out.

I waited 45 minutes and finally an average Latina, brunette, 34c walks out. I don’t remember her name but she was a 5 or a 6. She approached me and having waited so long I said “let’s go”. We walked over to one of the booths and got started with a dance. I applaud her for jumping on top of me but she had zero rhythm. “Gasolina” was playing and somehow she could just not connect with the beat.