Reviews by rogertex

No cover. Free parking past the valet section. Drinks/Beer: $6.75 and Dancer Drinks $9-$10. Lap dances $20. There were 10-15 customers served by 8 dancers and 8 waitresses. Besides the main stage there were 3…

16 Dancers. 4 Customers. Found myself stuck in downtown Austin around 4PM Thursday. Traffic everywhere - but a front parking spot waiting for me in front of Chicas Bonitas. And Mikko's recent review was on my…

Visited Wednesday towards end of month and enjoyed it. In particular - these dancers: + Lily 5'4", 26 Cubana, Curvy. Nice and slow paced dances. + Esmaralda 5'3", 24 Cubana. Darker, Petite. Not a good hustler for…

Hit this club on a Sunday afternoon. $5 Cover; $6.50 Beer, 3 dancers, 4 customers and hot bartender from North Carolina. Blonde, thick dancer had curves and was yapping with a customer at the bar. Black dancer…

I used to visit but skipped lately due to poor reviews. Decided to stop by for a cold beer and with no expectations. 5 dancers (4 latina and 1 white) and 3-4 customers and loud latina…

On a Wednesday afternoon the club had about 12 dancers and 5 waitresses. 80% dancers were Black (both pure black and obama-black) and the remainder split between Latina and White. The dancers were slim, but…

This was a fun club for last 10 years. Teetering towards Average. Lot of Cubanas. Few wild girls. $3 entry on Thursday at around 5 PM. Free and plenty of parking. Inside 6 customers and around 10…

Madeline, Semra and Melissa showed me a good time. Went back to my old haunt to see what's going on. Plenty of free parking around 5PM. $5 cover (called "sin tax"). Got to meet sweet Melissa again, the…

Notable dancers: Top 3 + Lala: 22 yr latina with the roundest ass south of colorado river. Very sexy body. + Yaya: 5'2" White spinner. Erotic lap dances. + Harley: MIA this afternoon. (23 yr 5' brunette. lots…

Went on a Tuesday afternoon with my 6-pack. Around 11 dancers and 10-15 customers. There were 3 hot dancers (8+) - I got dances from all three but were mediocre. The first hottie was London…

Fun dancers from 3 visits last month: + Alexa: 5'7" blonde, 22; nice curves; cute dimples when she smiles. Dances are good. + Baily: 5'3" spanish speaking latina, 24; a bit thick. She gives me very nice…

Had good time with Houston, London, Sol, Raquel. Buddy of mine was in town visiting family in North Austin. Me from South - decided to meet halfway at XTC. bought 750 ml Patron. Parking on left side…

Chardonay and Jessica showed me a good time. Persia, Natalie, Zelda, Natasha and Charlie were other notable dancers. Visited on a hot Friday a bit past 5. Door girl was smoozing with a lap dog…

Wednesday is a great day to visit this club - for lap dance lovers. $5 dances. On top of that it's close to end of the month. Rent's due. And 4th July weekend. Need money for the…

After Tiffany's Cabaret did not meet my expectations I visited nearby AllStars Friday a bit past 7 PM. Allstars is a Full Service strip club. By Full Service I mean - they have Beer, Wine, Drinks,…

Went on a Friday afternoon. Plenty of parking all 4 sides of the club (including 7 car parking in front). Free. Cover was $5. All drinks are $5.50 or $5. Anything you want. 100 Oz…

This is a great place for eye candy especially for out of town visitors. Monday afternoon I figured Baby Dolls would be a sure thing. Was not disappointed. Free parking, $3 cover, $7-$11 drinks and $20…

Was in Round Rock area for business and decided to try a new club. Foxxies. It replaced DITS (Down in Texas Saloon). But at 2PM on Tuesday Foxxies was closed. It's a nude BYOB and…

This club has a large two storey main area and then a smaller upstairs VIP section. However, during the day I only paid cover charge to get in ($8). Surprisingly, the dancers had not started…

Sugar's offers drink and dining specials in a cozy atmosphere with pretty dancers. There was free parking and free entry at 2 PM. (yes 2PM, not 2AM!) All domestics were $4 and well drinks - including…

Nicole, Caos, Tanya, Honey, Kutty, Daniela, Capri, Tiffany, Lupita & Jaguar were the sexy dancers on this shift. Went on Wednesday - famous as the sampler day cuz you can get intimate lap dances from every…

Damn I wish I read the reviews before entering. It's all available on cell phone - but no sir - I read "after" I experience it myself. The club is in an area where there are…

This was a different sort of strip club experience for me. It was good. I will return. Crazy Horse is located in a tourist area of San Fran - and cannot be missed. Even on a…

10 dancers, 10 waitresses and about 20 customers. Dark and Cozy. Good place to relax. Dancers from 20s to 40s, mostly latina and white, from slim to thick. Seems like something for all tastes. Went…

Stopped by best "lap dance lovers" club in united states on a 95C wednesday afternoon. I got the last of 5 parking spots in front of the club. There's parking on both sides and plenty…