Reviews by rogertex
Submit a ReviewChicas Bonitas
3701 N Interstate Hwy 35
Austin, TX
Keeping Austin Weird: Shitty Club but Assman's Paradise.
Back in Austin last month and checked out a few south austin clubs.
I have reviewed this club several times. See my previous review for details.
Nothing has changed - except below:
Very limited parking - $10…
5 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(rogertex)
Nov 3, 2019, 1:42 PM
Divas Men's Club
4134 Felter Ln
Austin, TX 78744
Heaven for Big Booty Latina lovers
Was back in Austin and visited South Austin clubs last month.
Parking is $5 in front of the club - about 15 spots. Free on the street and on the side of the club (6 spots).
Entry…
3 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(rogertex)
Nov 2, 2019, 5:29 AM
Palazio Cabaret
501 E Ben White Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
Very good club with very good talent
Was in Austin and visited clubs in South Austin last month. Summary of a few visits to Palazio.
Parking is free and valet is available. They will also pick you up and drop you off from…
Nov 1, 2019, 9:26 PM
Cabaret Lady Mary Ann
915 Boulevard Charest O
Québec, QC G1N 2C9, Canada
Bit of a disappointment
As a tourist, I picked this club because my hotel manager recommended. Good choice, but not exactly my type.
Club is located along a busy road in a light commercial area. Parking was free and around…
Oct 6, 2019, 12:15 PM
Maximus Club
745 Bastrop Hwy
Austin, Tx 78741
Getting to this club is a pain in the ass. But dancers try to make up for the pain. Leaving with a smile is possible.
Landed in Austin and phone said lotsa traffic. So dropped at the Landing Strip.
Parked for free. Got the security check from bouncer.
Older, but pleasant, cover lady took $5.
Restroom to the left after leaving the front…
Aug 28, 2019, 4:31 AM
The Woods Cabaret
15038 W Expy 83
Harlingen, TX 78552
New club. New energy. Mid scale.
Was driving from McAllen to South Padre and saw this club on the freeway. I said why not.
It's right off Hwy 83 (a.k.a. IH 2) immediately after a used car dealership. Easy to find.
About…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Tehngarth)
Aug 25, 2019, 3:26 PM
Gold Club
650 Howard St
San Francisco, CA 94105
Finally a strip club to relax and chill - and not get "worked up"
Went on a weekday afternoon with a bunch of guys (actually sales guys and I being part of the buyer party). There is paid parking around the club - both street and surface lots…
5 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(rogertex)
Jul 13, 2019, 10:46 AM
Kingdom
1417 St Laurent Blvd
Montreal, Quebec H2X 2S8
Canada
Good club for Montreal Visitors, Bachelor Parties. Expensive for locals.
I had a good time at this club. It's located in downtown, short cab ride from my hotel. A small dingy entry may make you think you are entering a dive - but a flight…
Jun 1, 2019, 4:03 PM
Foxy's Cabaret
16328 N Interstate Hwy 35
Austin, TX 78728
Main action is After Hours, otherwise good place to chill with early birds (dancers)
Paloma, Avery and Jasmine - sweet, big booty latinas showed me a good time.
Foxy's is all-nude, BYOB "night" club with easy access from I-35.
It's not a day club. Even though the club opens at…
4 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(rogertex)
May 18, 2019, 10:45 AM
Club Wandas
1458 De La Montagne
Montreal, QC H3G 2R9
Outsider can have good time, average by Montreal standards
In a city where good looking call girls can be picked up right outside or around any downtown hotel - one has to wonder what is the role of strip clubs.
Had some time to…
Apr 12, 2019, 4:33 PM
Bare Cabaret
9705 Reservoir Ct
Austin, TX 78754
First Review
Summary of couple of visits. First on a weekday evening, second during weekend.
Newest club in Austin. Very easy to get to from Hwy 290. Plenty of free parking.
This is a nude club, so BYOB.…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(nicespice)
Mar 23, 2019, 7:44 PM
Delilah's
100 Spring Garden St
Philadelphia, PA 19123
Good club in downtown
This was the closest strip club to my hotel (about a mile). I was in Dave and Buster prior to this - and it was a 2 minute drive to Delilah's.
I found free parking, showed…
7 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Darkblue999)
Dec 30, 2018, 3:08 PM
Sugar Daddy's
51-07 27th St
Long Island City, NY 11101
Nice club off the beaten path
After reading reviews, really wanted to see the big booty, sexy, dusky latinas at Sugar Daddy's.
Arrived at 5 PM on a weekday. It's a red-box brick building next to a creek in the Long Island…
10 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Bigbuff)
Dec 25, 2018, 7:32 PM
Gallaghers 2000
43-19 37th St
Queens, NY 11101
Laid back and chill during dayshift
Notable dancers on a Thursday afternoon around 2 PM.
+ Mila: 23 yr 5'4" Ukrainian. Sexy dances. Nice smile. Beautiful natural tits. Looks good with glasses on.
+ Carmen: 31 yr 5'5" Hungarian. Her face could…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
Aug 25, 2018, 1:04 PM
Divas Men's Club
4134 Felter Ln
Austin, TX 78744
Enjoyable afternoon
Went on Wednesday afternoon. $15 cover + $20 VIP band. Free parking ($5 after 6PM).
Gene at the door said - 22 dancers working.
Looked at my six-pack (its BYOB) and go - "DANG, not…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Down2play)
Jun 10, 2018, 5:28 PM
Chicas Bonitas
3701 N Interstate Hwy 35
Austin, TX
Still 3:1 Dancer to Customer ratio
Big Booty latina club. See my previous review for details.
Most recent visit there were 16-18 dancers. No more than 6 customers at any given time. I was there 6-8 PM. For months I have enjoyed…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(rogertex)
Apr 29, 2018, 11:09 AM
Ricks
3105 S Interstate 35
Round Rock, TX
Well Appointed Strip Club But 0 Dancers
Went on a Sunday at 5 PM. Right off I-35 North. Free and Valet parking.
Cover was $5.
Inside, the club was well appointed.
Around 10 patrons served by 4 waitresses.
Even though the music was on…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(woodstock)
Apr 6, 2018, 10:40 PM
Perfect 10 Men's Club
16511 Bratton Ln
Austin, TX 78728
Best Vibe In Texas
P10 North has the best vibe in Texas. And Texas has the most liberal strip-club scene in USA - so arguably this club could be the best in USA.
Around 20 dancers on a rainy and…
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(rogertex)
Dec 23, 2017, 6:09 AM
Chicas Bonitas
3701 N Interstate Hwy 35
Austin, TX
Fixed the restroom ! And my rum-n-coke now costs $9 (from $5)
This is big booty world. If you want pale, slim, white dancers there are other bars in Austin (P10, Palazio). This club has mostly latina dancers with thick curvy bodies and big, round butts. Delicious…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(rogertex)
Dec 20, 2017, 4:44 PM
XTC Cabaret Austin
3501 Andtree Blvd
Austin, TX 78724
Bad manager ruining a good club
Friday evening club had 15-20 dancers and 10-15 customers. But felt like a morgue. Reason: Dimwit Manager.
I usually have good times in Austin, San Antonio, Dallas strip clubs. Went to XTC on Friday. Parked for…
Dec 16, 2017, 11:42 PM
Maximus Club
745 Bastrop Hwy
Austin, Tx 78741
Steady & Sexy
Melissa the cute waitress set me up with Medoly and Becky - two sexy and voluptuous dancers - and I had a great time.Bonus: Also got to say hello to Marissa a great favorite of…
2 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(rogertex)
Dec 9, 2017, 2:20 PM
Divas Men's Club
4134 Felter Ln
Austin, TX 78744
Club changed name - Hot Bodies to Divas
As other reviewers have noted - it's the same club and same management/staff as Hot Bodies.
So what's new and what's the same at my favorite dive?
Parking: Free until 6PM. Then $5. Can park on…
Nov 11, 2017, 12:10 PM
Baby Dolls Fort Worth
3601 FM157
Euless, TX 76040
No Baby Dolls but fun club
No cover. Free parking past the valet section. Drinks/Beer: $6.75 and Dancer Drinks $9-$10. Lap dances $20.
There were 10-15 customers served by 8 dancers and 8 waitresses. Besides the main stage there were 3…
Nov 11, 2017, 12:06 PM
Chicas Bonitas
3701 N Interstate Hwy 35
Austin, TX
16 Dancers. 4 Customers. I'm not complaining.
16 Dancers. 4 Customers.
Found myself stuck in downtown Austin around 4PM Thursday. Traffic everywhere - but a front parking spot waiting for me in front of Chicas Bonitas. And Mikko's recent review was on my…
Jul 22, 2017, 9:47 PM
Divas Men's Club
4134 Felter Ln
Austin, TX 78744
Wednesday is a great day to visit
Visited Wednesday towards end of month and enjoyed it.
In particular - these dancers:
+ Lily 5'4", 26 Cubana, Curvy. Nice and slow paced dances.
+ Esmaralda 5'3", 24 Cubana. Darker, Petite. Not a good hustler for…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(notme21)
May 6, 2017, 6:56 PM



















