I was in Atl with a...

I was in Atl with a friend and we made plans to check out the Cheetah. We arrived about 11pm on Wed. night. Parking was valet only and admin was free with our ticket stub (yeah!). We walked in and went through the door to the right. The place looked amazing...hot girls...but apparently we were in the VIP b/c some meat head kicked us the fck out and showed us to the regular customer room.

Things went downhill from there. The room was fckg packed and nobody appeared to be having fun. But maybe it just was the shitty song they were playing so we found a seat and waited for a waitress. Ten minutes later...still waiting for a fckg waitress. This gave us time to realize how overrated the dancers were here, but I'll talk more about that in a minute. My friend got tired of waiting so she walked her ass to the bar and found us a waitress and ordered some drinks. Ten minutes later our drinks came. This gave us more time to scope out more ugly bitches. So half way through our drinks my friend spotted a chocolate beauty with a decent face and bootylicious ass. I wasn't really diggin this chic but at least someone was. After some stage tipping we found out her name was Diane. One comment about the stage tipping is that is fckg SUCKS. The dancer waddles around for a few seconds and pulls her g-string strap to the side for a tip...WTF! Don't expect any stage action here. Anyway, Diane came and sat with us for a while but I couldn't take the pain any longer and we had to blow out of this joint. Maybe it just was a bad night or this club aint my style,

but regardless, there were no bad bitches to be found.