Reviews

I've been in the Springfield area quite frequently lately visiting family. Having a strip club a 10 minute drive away for the first time in my life has been an exciting and enjoyable strain on…

5 mos ago

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, VA

Heating up before the snow

With the threat of a winter storm looming I decided to stop into Papermoon on the evening of Friday 1/23/26. I had already made a visit earlier in the week during the day where I…

5 mos ago2

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

OK for a Monday

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I was flying into IAD and had the evening free before meeting up with family the next day so I made the drive out to Martinsburg for my second outing at Lust. Unfortunately I arrived…

6 mos ago2

Club 27 Cabaret

Four Corners, FL

One dancer saved the trip

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

While waiting in line for a ride at Disney I made good use of my time by trolling TUSCL for nearby options. Prior research had warned me off of the Orlando clubs but I knew…

7 mos ago3

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, MO

Dayshift... yikes

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I had a long layover at MCI on a Monday afternoon. 5 hours. I figured it was just enough time to squeeze in a quick run to a club to check one more off the…

10 mos ago

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, WV

Save your cash and time

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Basics: $20 cover $40/song starting with 2 songs After leaving Lust in Martinsburg I made the unfortunate decision to check out the Golden Horseshoe before heading home. I figured since I have no idea when I'll make it…

11 mos ago

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

Great first visit

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Price list: $20 cover on a Friday at 10pm 10 mins/$100 bikini dances 15 mins/$140 topless dances 30 mins/$220 nude dances 60 mins/$420 nude dances 20 mins/$600 bath tub or shower date 60 mins/$1500 hot tub date 20 mins/$400 group tub show up…

11 mos ago2

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

DMV tour pt 1

I'm in the DC area for an extended period for the first time since I moved away for college and, despite a very restricted schedule, have decided to make an effort to explore what the…

1 yr ago1

Sporty's Bikini Bar

Sunnyvale, CA

Not bad for a Monday

Basics: $10 cover on a Monday night around 11 $9 pint of Blue Moon $40 bikini dances I was in the unusual position of finding myself in the South Bay. Unfortunately I couldn't explore the Vietnamese coffee houses as…

1 yr ago

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, OR

A shark at the Dragon

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I arrived in Portland late, checked into my hotel, grabbed a shower, and headed over to `Mary's Club` to satisfy my curiosity. After a brief, less than fruitful visit it was unfortunately closing time for…

1 yr ago1

The Venue

Portland, OR

Fantastic intro to Portland

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

2pm 0 cover $7.50 Jack and Coke 6-10 girls Dance prices - 3/100 to 3/140 I recently had the opportunity to visit Portland for the first time. It was an extremely short visit (not even 24 hours) but given the…

Hawthorne Strip

Portland, OR

Skip this strip

★★★★★★★3.0/10

I recently had the opportunity to visit Portland for the first time. It was an extremely short visit (not even 24 hours) but given the high density of SC's in Portland I was determined to…

2 yrs ago3

Devil's Point

Portland, OR

Ok but won't repeat

I recently had the opportunity to visit Portland for the first time. It was an extremely short visit (not even 24 hours) but given the high density of SC's in Portland I was determined to…

DV8

Portland, OR

A prime Portland destination

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I recently had the opportunity to visit Portland for the first time. It was an extremely short visit (not even 24 hours) but given the high density of SC's in Portland I was determined to…

2 yrs ago1

Mary's Club

Portland, OR

Mary's works as an opener but not a main event

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

After departing Seattle and leaving Kittens Cabaret and Kayla in the rearview I continued my roadtrip south to Portland. Arrived late, got myself a nice hotel downtown (except that the A/C was on the fritz),…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, CA

Satisfied my curiosity

I stopped into Cheetah's a bit before closing to visit one of the few Bay Area clubs I have yet to check off of my list. I paid at the window outside the front door…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Kayla, Kayla, Kayla

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I started a roadtrip heading south from Seattle on a Sunday afternoon with a plan to hit as many clubs that I'd likely never visit again as was reasonable. Unfortunately most of the clubs in…

2 yrs ago1

AJ's

San Jose, CA

Taking a long break from AJ's

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I returned to AJ's one Thursday evening since I was in the South Bay. I've visited a couple times in the past and had a fun time with the girls, in particular Luna who is…

2 yrs ago

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, CA

Dayshift is a dying breed

I was in the vicinity of Sacramento early afternoon about to make the drive back home when it occurred to me to check the hours of GCC. All the clubs in SF eliminated dayshift post…

2 yrs ago1

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, CA

First visit - Friday afternoon

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

While I was in LA I had a rare couple of hours to myself so I popped onto tusl to see what was nearby. SR looked good enough on paper so I headed over…

2 yrs ago

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, PA

Delightful midday visit

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I had a couple hours to kill before my midafternoon flight out of Pittsburgh and luckily Rick's opens at noon during the work week so I was able to squeeze in a visit. Rick's is…

2 yrs ago

Exotic Kitty's

Bakersfield, CA

Mediocre visit saved by Darla

After a bust of a visit to Teaser Pleaser (though it went about as well as I anticipated based on reviews) I headed to Exotic Kitty's. I arrived around 00:30 to find the place very busy…

3 yrs ago

Teaser Pleaser

Bakersfield, CA

Dead on a Saturday night

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I found myself further south in the CA Central Valley than ever before, so I decided to push a little further to check out the clubs in Bakersfield for the first time. I didn't have…

3 yrs ago

Gold Diggers

Fresno, CA

Satisfying visit with a couple of toned brunettes